Coli fam please tell me if I was wrong for this...

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But I mean though, who just goes around rubbing chicks feet and shyt?

And it wasn't even I was so against it. She just threw it at me at a weird time and I was like, "um yea I don't mind but not right now". I almost felt like she was trying to curve me, I was a tad confused.

Guess I was too team #HOH :yeshrug:

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But nah, breh, you ain't even got to be on that near fetish spectrum as I am with that shyt. If you just against feeling up/massaging chicks in general, I can get you, but unless her feet SMELT fukked up or looked like they got slammed in a door a few times, you were supposed to grab her ankle and just put thumb arch and get that thang wet, B.

I'm guessing you would have had gotten top so good you'd forget your Coli password and call in the next day with them crocodile coughs to HR on the phone.:blessed:

But all in all, man, you did what's best for you and that's all that really matters in this situation, B. Even though me and alot of other dudes might have done that shyt, we all have our limits and deal breakers.
 

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But nah, breh, you ain't even got to be on that near fetish spectrum as I am with that shyt. If you just against feeling up/massaging chicks in general, I can get you, but unless her feet SMELT fukked up or looked like they got slammed in a door a few times, you were supposed to grab her ankle and just put thumb arch and get that thang wet, B.

I'm guessing you would have had gotten top so good you'd forget your Coli password and call in the next day with them crocodile coughs to HR on the phone.:blessed:

But all in all, man, you did what's best for you and that's all that really matters in this situation, B. Even though me and alot of other dudes might have done that shyt, we all have our limits and deal breakers.
:russ: You probably right bruh

Her lips too though :wow:
 

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:russ: You probably right bruh

Her lips too though :wow:

Man, I'm seeing it as two of y'all getting comfy.
She got loose and gave you a lap dance.
You trying to kiss on her, but she want you to touch her up for a bit (foreplay) before shyt gets real.
You on the thighs, an area not ONE, fukkING, DUDE in here should got a problem fondling.
However, she opening up and likes her feet rubbed so she directs you to there, not knowing you'd balk at the shyts.

I mean, if you ain't with it 'cause you ain't with playing/dealing with feet, ain't no breh in here can take that away from you since sex between you and your female of choice should be on your terms, not me or anyone else on the Gottdamned Coli got a legitimate say in that shyt.:dame: I'll say this much, homegirl let it be known she ain't giving it up with out the footrubs and you let her ass know with the roar of your car's engine that you ain't about to just have shyt sprung on you that you ain't cool with and showed her the door. Who knows? She might come back.:ld: but I respect you for not compromising, breh, I'm not sure I would have done the same if given a similar situation short of having shyt done to my ass (pause).
 

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So I met this girl, we've been kicking it for a couple dates nothing heavy. Tonight we hit up a spot played pool and then hit up this bar in Atlanta.

Afterwards she's like let's hit up your place. I'm like cool. Mind you the whole night we're vibing she's giving me all the signals. So we get to my place I pour some wine and she on the couch looking all sexy. I play some music and she's like play some Chicago r&b, she then proceeds to give me a lap dance and whatever.

She's then like my thighs hurt, so naturally I'm like let me massage them for you:youngsabo:, so I do. And we're laughing and what not so I go to kiss her and she playing hard to get. Then she's like give me a foot massage...my face goes:what:. Like right now? While I'm rubbing your thigh and trying to kiss you?

She like yea it's very important to me. Long story short, we go back and forth and I'm like well I'm not so what now. I take her home and we talking about this bullshyt the whole ride. She talk bout she gotta mKe sure her needs are met and she wanted to spend the night but she need a foot massage first.

Just pulling up to the crib now, dropped her ass off and deleted her number.

The only place you fukked up was giving her a ride home. You shoulda put her ass out and tell her to holla at Uber and em
 

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I'm not not going to say you wrong per se, but unless her feet were stinky and/or busted, you basically dropped the ball at the goal line. She was probably into getting her feet rubbed, and gave you a way in. Worse yet you could been smooth with it and got what you wanted.
 

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Over a foot rub? :what:
Now if she asked you to suck her toes then I would've had to toss her out. But nikka she must have had some Chappelle crackhead fear factor feet for that to turn you off.

She asks you to rub her feet, you oblige then follow by demanding she swallow all your shytt plus the balls
 

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I hear what OP is saying, from what he has described the timing is a bit left especially seeing what has happened prior. I'm sure if she said her foot was hurting first dude would have rubbed them :manny:
 

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I'll say this. I am a foot man. I need some nice toes to wife a woman. If the feets busted, you can't be my wife.

Anyways, you shoulda been straight to sucking titties when you got to the crib. I assume yall didn't even kiss or make out before you got home. That's where you fucced up. You at the crib still trying to get to first base. The crib should be HOME PLATE.

I don't think she woulda even let you hit to be honest. She just wanted massages b.

And you from the DEC? I'm from Candler Road mane. You know better.
 

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Next thing you know she'll be forcing you to drive her to the airport. :dame:
Can someone explain to me why this is such a big deal? :laff:

I always see people say this but never got it. Does it hae to do with the Seinfeld episode?
 
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