Coli Freestyle Weekend

[FrederickDouglas]

Ay, I'ma need you to stop tryin
Because your rhymes I am not buying
Corny rappers get popped crying

Destroy any opponent
Every opponent
Fukk their atonement
God forgives, I dont, you'll meet him in a moment
Haters are the product of an unfulfilled wish
Ignorant on how to use skills, gifts
Just the definition of lil bytch
Killed quick
Lames getting cheesier
Making this easier
Now every time we battle, it's like dinosaurs vs the meteor
On top, wish you could touch
Probably should just
Quit cause you'll never be good nuff
Realize that my style is OG
Style that I have possessed since 03
Though not 2003, no, 03
Upon the third day, from the mud was grown me
(V for Vendetta, I edited to let the letter in, very embarrassing for a venerated veteran )
When I'm finished, they gon have to take
Xanax, gonna be a whole lot of panicked fakes
You wanna know how many times I didn't spit the freshest?
Zero, like how many nights Breezy thinks about his exes

 

[FrederickDouglas]

All these rhymes are so wack, b
Make me wanna tag @YaThreadTrashB!
Rather listen to Gucci Mane
Y'all get no p*ssy like @IbucciMane!
Y'all some fukkin small fries
Go call some escorts like @All Eyez

What's that awful shytty noise?






@AquaCityBoy

 

[FrederickDouglas]

Yall still doing this?
I'm asking who can spit on this fukking forum while I hawk up with no Mucinex
Guzzling birch beer, turning necks to slinkies cause there ain't no lifted skirts here
Mike in his first year
Pick whoever you want
I fill the scene looking plain yet I get the job done, Emily Blunt
Yellow bytches of my region mutter,
"Whenever he stunts, my cousins and I competing to bear him elevendy sons"
When I'm flustered PSE&G reading energy jumps
Avoiding nikkas who be rolling like they can never be jumped
I don't want a bag to tell these nikkas I got it
I want a whole bunker to harness islands that's private
Shortnin bread from those who daddies banned mine from fountains
My face scans half-buckra, half-pickaninny
Culture says for me to blow fast, instead I whip a Mini
Trolling my Parkway in Eastern wagons from 9-8
Snipped the seedling faucet to separate me from primates
Lonely birth and death, augmented by Jersey mindstates
My face is Internet nameless, my dikk is cathouse famous
Passing pics room to room, the source is on her Danny Ainge shyt

On that Danny Ainge shyt
Better watch who you play with
I don't drop the ball, it never lands on some MJ shyt
You're not like Mike, you're more like Ike
But you can't make people eat your sweets, they won't bite slice
I soar like kites, you're a sight for sore eyes
Virtue heard versus vice seen, no more lies
But only a few good men can handle the truth
That's why I table nikkas each time I'm back in the booth
A lot of em half man, half damsel
My diss stress them out, they can't handle
Hallelujah, I'm hotter than a candle
Illuminati ain't got shyt on my scandal
They carry Washington, I carry Benjamins
And we all know Franklin wins the race in the end
I soar like kites, they bite, slice, and claw
What they see as great achievements I'd see as my biggest flaw
This is so fun it should be against the law
Be thankful for free speech cause some of ya'll would be missing jaws
But if I smell blood in the water then it's meal time
Squeamish nikkas, they can't watch how I kill time
And then come back for seconds if they still actin reckless
They actin like children so I gotta add a lesson
I'm Joe Clark, head nikka in charge
Guilluame's voice from heaven saying Simba's at large
Pride rocks, so why not?
You yelling "king me", but checkmate means the fight stops
Consider this your training day, now light a smoke
Angel dust make you turn to dirt devils to try to cope
Cold world, no blanket, Linus, better line your coat
Are you a wolf or a sheep? No matter cause I'm the goat

 

[Taadow]

Rhymes, locked and loaded with this.
I spits, the most explosiveist chit.
The Title, i'm holdin' the chit
I'm about to get on some Nickelodeon chit,
with the way I bust Gak all on this broads' nose
'Cause she said "I don't know" when I asked where it goes
Suppose it's time for my departure
before this broad wipe her face off and starts ta
think this is more than what it was -
how she was just a toss for the Eastside Cuzz
but I shall return, on another morn
so we can do what they do that you view in a porn.
When I don't be at a freaks' home,
I got 3 phones, I don't ever be home.
I always be in the street, holmes.
It must be inna nicca like me's genomes

 

[kenreid0726eabos]

Music is life my people

 

[patscorpio]

2 things almost made me cry this week please dont laugh at me
philly eagles going to super bowl and me paying a half a G
for a new wheel bearing and man that really blowed
but better than having my wheel fall off while driving on the road
other things had a digital interview and plans for a may trip to DC
for my cousins wedding equals more spending of money freely
the new cardio plan this jan im on pace to lose 12 pounds
by the end of 4 ill be in condition to go more than 12 rounds
television news and media standards have more than buckled
the latest deviancy: CNN wants couples practicing the art of cuckold
yes strong relationship means having the next nikka tear your wife's butt up
while watching until he comes and man comes to eat the p*ssy and nut up
level of disgust was at peak, the worst shyt ive heard all week
its not even july yet still intact is the current fukkery streak
anyways its saturday aka other shyt dont matter day
the 50 degrees temperature outside cant get any badder day
got to do this grocery shopping and wash my bed sheets
cuz my lady gave me vigorous lovin and now my bed squeaks
nothing like that real and regular nikka rap
if you feeling this bless a nikka with that rep or dap

and im out...peace

mrt

• patscorpio
• Jan 21, 2018

 

[FrederickDouglas]

CNN wants couples practicing the art of cuckold

Hold on. You must be fukking playing



Never mind, I forgot, it is 2018

 

[patscorpio]

Hold on. You must be fukking playing



Never mind, I forgot, it is 2018

no sir i am not

 

[Akae Beka]

I been on the coli from day one
With under 400 posts

Making money
You nikkas need to learn to monetize your jokes

What's the purpose of you posting over 30 times a day
Dapping niccas you don't know
My ninja , How sway
Is this a science thesis
Fam let me lead you abroad
You ain't gotta be into Jesus
To believe in the gawd

Listen man, you see the power button
press it twice,

Log off and if that don't work
Crtl alt delete your life

I'm a grown man,
so I don't need to fight
I know vodoo, I'll sleep paralysis u at night
Put u under my spell from dawn till the sun up
Have a demon sit on your chest and 2 girl one cup

 

[FrederickDouglas]

On that Danny Ainge shyt
Better watch who you play with
I don't drop the ball, it never lands on some MJ shyt
You're not like Mike, you're more like Ike
But you can't make people eat your sweets, they won't bite slice
I soar like kites, you're a sight for sore eyes
Virtue heard versus vice seen, no more lies
But only a few good men can handle the truth
That's why I table nikkas each time I'm back in the booth
A lot of em half man, half damsel
My diss stress them out, they can't handle
Hallelujah, I'm hotter than a candle
Illuminati ain't got shyt on my scandal
They carry Washington, I carry Benjamins
And we all know Franklin wins the race in the end
I soar like kites, they bite, slice, and claw
What they see as great achievements I'd see as my biggest flaw
This is so fun it should be against the law
Be thankful for free speech cause some of ya'll would be missing jaws
But if I smell blood in the water then it's meal time
Squeamish nikkas, they can't watch how I kill time
And then come back for seconds if they still actin reckless
They actin like children so I gotta add a lesson
I'm Joe Clark, head nikka in charge
Guilluame's voice from heaven saying Simba's at large
Pride rocks, so why not?
You yelling "king me", but checkmate means the fight stops
Consider this your training day, now light a smoke
Angel dust make you turn to dirt devils to try to cope
Cold world, no blanket, Linus, better line your coat
Are you a wolf or a sheep? No matter cause I'm the goat

I got Coli cash for any nikka who can decipher this super Lupe lyrical verse Rap Genius style.

 

[Shadow King]

On that Danny Ainge shyt
Better watch who you play with
I don't drop the ball, it never lands on some MJ shyt
You're not like Mike, you're more like Ike
But you can't make people eat your sweets, they won't bite slice
I soar like kites, you're a sight for sore eyes
Virtue heard versus vice seen, no more lies
But only a few good men can handle the truth
That's why I table nikkas each time I'm back in the booth
A lot of em half man, half damsel
My diss stress them out, they can't handle
Hallelujah, I'm hotter than a candle
Illuminati ain't got shyt on my scandal
They carry Washington, I carry Benjamins
And we all know Franklin wins the race in the end
I soar like kites, they bite, slice, and claw
What they see as great achievements I'd see as my biggest flaw
This is so fun it should be against the law
Be thankful for free speech cause some of ya'll would be missing jaws
But if I smell blood in the water then it's meal time
Squeamish nikkas, they can't watch how I kill time
And then come back for seconds if they still actin reckless
They actin like children so I gotta add a lesson
I'm Joe Clark, head nikka in charge
Guilluame's voice from heaven saying Simba's at large
Pride rocks, so why not?
You yelling "king me", but checkmate means the fight stops
Consider this your training day, now light a smoke
Angel dust make you turn to dirt devils to try to cope
Cold world, no blanket, Linus, better line your coat
Are you a wolf or a sheep? No matter cause I'm the goat

Hand me the rope, let a nikka reign the Bull in
'88 Jackson, Bo is out the bullpen
Over the Top with it, cause my life is like a thot's Christmas
I'm loved until it's time to put that paper up
Fluoride any beat, proceeds from such in my paper cup
Grind Lucifer to bones to make angel dust
Crowned Kaiser, Soze or Adolf?
Irrelevant when shapers of narratives who I pay off
Proximity to areas where nikkas bug you, they're quickly sprayed Off
The Smith machine with these hooks, I'm who the natives wait on
Put the weight on to Offset our Culture's blotched Takeoff
Cause I either drought fishes out, or trick a lake off
Realistic with the game, the way I override the tradeoff
Every session I step in is a séance
Channel whoever like a YouTube search
Dismantle witches' efforts of bad juju first
nikkas wanna dance, they gotta shed their tutus first
Stay on them toes though, I'm revitalizing them Cold War codes
The decompression's potent
A Cavalier and a Raptor the night I bring the Rose in
La Cubana chosen as I pool in tip the toes in
My soul is showing? How? My aortic valves are frozen
Any face is what I need it to be
Kindred spirit with surname James, now are you Dan Gilbert or Teena Marie?
4 44's will a have demon's Lemonade as sweet as can be
Antiheroes, your new leader is me
I'm Wilt breaking Pippen's ankles, I'm freak to the league
So imagine who I am in local gyms or the streets

 

[FrederickDouglas]

Hand me the rope, let a nikka reign the Bull in
'88 Jackson, Bo is out the bullpen
Over the Top with it, cause my life is like a thot's Christmas
I'm loved until it's time to put that paper up
Fluoride any beat, proceeds from such in my paper cup
Grind Lucifer to bones to make angel dust
Crowned Kaiser, Soze or Adolf?
Irrelevant when shapers of narratives who I pay off
Proximity to areas where nikkas bug you, they're quickly sprayed Off
The Smith machine with these hooks, I'm who the natives wait on
Put the weight on to Offset our Culture's blotched Takeoff
Cause I either drought fishes out, or trick a lake off
Realistic with the game, the way I override the tradeoff
Every session I step in is a séance
Channel whoever like a YouTube search
Dismantle witches' efforts of bad juju first
nikkas wanna dance, they gotta shed their tutus first
Stay on them toes though, I'm revitalizing them Cold War codes
The decompression's potent
A Cavalier and a Raptor the night I bring the Rose in
La Cubana chosen as I pool in tip the toes in
My soul is showing? How? My aortic valves are frozen
Any face is what I need it to be
Kindred spirit with surname James, now are you Dan Gilbert or Teena Marie?
4 44's will a have demon's Lemonade as sweet as can be
Antiheroes, your new leader is me
I'm Wilt breaking Pippen's ankles, I'm freak to the league
So imagine who I am in local gyms or the streets

What's a local gym to an international gem?
I'm up in here to spit, you nikkas hacking up phlegm
Try to save them embarrassment, they just fugazi
I'm the shaper of narratives, fukk you pay me
Flouride or Flo-Rida? See, it bugs me, these dark thoughts
Get the sawed off, state of mind of a mob boss
Lookin' for the right round to knock your block off
Blow up the neighborhood like ISIS, Allah Hu Akbar
And then I'll build my own pyramid over the carnage
Was a monotheist, now I roll with a goddess
Modern-day Osiris, so you can guess who my wife is
You fold while I master cards, this shyt is priceless
But even if you build a house of cards, that shyt is shaky
Mess with the wrong boys, and it'll fall like Kevin Spacey
In that movie where he's shot for what was in the box
Lot of cutthroats with envy, you better be on the watch
That's why though I master cards, I don't use em to build houses
These nikkas see the moat 'round my castle and still drownin
So, yeah, I took the crown cause these clowns were mismanaged
Put my foot down (somehow my limp vanished )
But enough about predators, this alien is Spanish
She was illegal, yet of age, so you know I went savage
Like the word racist cacs used to describe Indians
Had a few of them too, blame my Solomonic lineage
This Goetia got me seeing demonic images
Need to read my Bible and find some Jehovah's Witnesses
Kindred spirit with James cause of the king and the apostle
So every rap I write, you should treat it like it's gospel
You tryin' to take over, thinkin' that you're hostile
I got that typa shyt that's known for heatin' up your heart slow

 

[FrederickDouglas]

On that Danny Ainge shyt
Better watch who you play with
I don't drop the ball, it never lands on some MJ shyt
You're not like Mike, you're more like Ike
But you can't make people eat your sweets, they won't bite slice
I soar like kites, you're a sight for sore eyes
Virtue heard versus vice seen, no more lies
But only a few good men can handle the truth
That's why I table nikkas each time I'm back in the booth
A lot of em half man, half damsel
My diss stress them out, they can't handle
Hallelujah, I'm hotter than a candle
Illuminati ain't got shyt on my scandal
They carry Washington, I carry Benjamins
And we all know Franklin wins the race in the end
I soar like kites, they bite, slice, and claw
What they see as great achievements I'd see as my biggest flaw
This is so fun it should be against the law
Be thankful for free speech cause some of ya'll would be missing jaws
But if I smell blood in the water then it's meal time
Squeamish nikkas, they can't watch how I kill time
And then come back for seconds if they still actin reckless
They actin like children so I gotta add a lesson
I'm Joe Clark, head nikka in charge
Guilluame's voice from heaven saying Simba's at large
Pride rocks, so why not?
You yelling "king me", but checkmate means the fight stops
Consider this your training day, now light a smoke
Angel dust make you turn to dirt devils to try to cope
Cold world, no blanket, Linus, better line your coat
Are you a wolf or a sheep? No matter cause I'm the goat

I really will give Coli cash, dap, and rep to anyone who can do a Rap Genius style breakdown of this verse.

Hell, even an attempt I'll give you dap and rep

Gotta go to Harvard to be a FrederickDouglas fan

 

[FrederickDouglas]

Needed to restore the feeling

It's Friday, nikkas!


I've got a severe migraine radiating through my head
Driving me insane, there's no cure, not yet
Compounding rage with the fear and the stress
Clearly depression and fearful obsessions
Call a 5-year-old kid who's on chemo emo
That's as dark as it gets, see no evil
Smell no evil, hear no evil, free your steeple
That's your mind, evil is designed to deceive you
So it can stay in the dark, let there be light
How we change this hellscape to a heavenly sight?
Out for blood, but I don't take pleasure in fights
Bring 'em down to earth so they never take flight
Sins of your father haunt you by sins of your daughter
I wish you did know it all, I really wish you were smarter
All the lambs they misleading into the slaughter
Touch my fam, end up sleeping with the piranhas

See no evil, smell no evil, hear no evil
So you won't see the strategy to kill your people
Like your mom became a man, this is transparent, see-through
These are problems you can't stand as there is no equal
No fear, I don't even hear the haters
No peers when your style's their creator
And I'm too busy chillin' with a dime at the theater
Tonight I'm gon eat, I am not a waiter
I can't wait, now flip it like a pancake
Obligated to get her wet for land's sake
That's the difference between her and her past dates
Even if she tried, she can't fake
Everything I do is orgasmic
Everything I do is so classic
Everything I do is romantic
Everything I do's automatic
Everything I say is organic
So even when I lie, that lie is more tactics
To lead you to the truth and reverse the old damage
To unlock what you got that's as hot as volcanics

What the Fuddrucker's? Oh you got beef
Hate it or love it, I am the chief
Changing the subject, there's too much grief
From mothers who lost their son because of the streets
All of their dreams and hopes for you
Lost to a gang called the Boys in Blue
And I don't mean Crips, Crips go to prison
Lock up the cop right next to his co-defendant
NFL deal looking fugazi
I'm not black, I'm O Jay-Z
Still nikka, ain't that crazy?
Beyonce's like "I wish someone would upgrade me"
Work your whole life to get a billion dollars
Printed by the soul buyers to undermine the skill of scholars
Big Brother is watching while you sleep
More thoughtcrime, no new nikkas, no newspeak

Did they give me a little extra? Isn't that just?
Just in, injustice reigns, well now that sucks
Fighting for the children that can't duck
Sometimes it's better to kneel down than to stand up
Sorry, can't speak jive and I can't shuck
You know even when the emcee's hammered, you can't touch
They throwin' us the scraps like a bad lunch
I see food, eatin shrimp scampi and crab brunch
Invitin haters to my table, they're a sad bunch
Going nuts when they broke, feelin' empty when they have much
They're like suicide bombers tryin' to blow up
Act your age, even Peter Pan had to grow up
Matter of fact, you know what
I am a grown kid too, the new Daddy Warbucks
Annie, I'm bout to go to the toy store. There's orphans who never did
Chase money? In the end we're all corpses, nothing lasts forever, kid

 

[old_timer]

Open the mailbox and what do I see??
A blue belt in Ju jitsu waiting for me
Learn Martial arts with a correspondence course
Sparring with wifey, but no marital discourd
Strutting around with my gi..
Steven seagull puffed out belly
Good grief she says
Why do you gotta be so corny??

Fishscale or eBay sales. Feedback is very necessary
Maybe I should go legit and sell phone accessories??
Order ten thousand cables and Android chargers
Import export ,, twenty thousand t.e.u. barges
Double my money, that's what I was hoping
shipping container at the bottom of the Indian ocean
That's a sunk cost, money lost, western union can't undo
An artificial reef biologists study in twenty sixty-two