Coli ladies: come use the Delusional Calculator to see if you’re realistic about your standards in men

sanityovar8ted

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Well Barq's is probably one of the goat non cola especially among root beer.

I never seen that other one though. The Big Red one (:dame:). Is that a regional thing? Shyt look kinda 🔥. :whew:
I dunno, even tho I've been out the country, I've never been to any other state
The power of the acid when it's ice cold OMGGGG
 

Afro

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This can't be right.

Using myself,

0.035% :why:

5/5 you don't belong on this planet :damn:
 

The Half-Blood FKA Prince

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I dunno, even tho I've been out the country, I've never been to any other state
The power of the acid when it's ice cold OMGGGG
I can feel my blood sugar rising just looking at it.

Ngl i gotta try it. Lemme just do my google diligence. :whoo: I know my cousin was getting turkey hill tea shipped out to him when he was in cali.
 

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Stats:

0.40%
3.4% of all black men in that age range
4/5 Cat enthusiast

I JUST started dating again and the men that I have been attracting, more than fit the criteria. The guys are out there, especially at a certain age.
 
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Stats:

0.40%
3.4% of all black men in that age range
4/5 Cat enthusiast

I JUST started dating again and the men that I have been attracting, more than fit the criteria. The guys are out there, especially at a certain age.
where do you live? big cities are going to skew the numbers significantly.
 

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There’s a male version too.

Male Delusion Calculator
i got 5.61 percent of women down to earth

any race
22-42
can be mothers (there is no option to Cap off at two kids which is my personal limit)
Overweight (i’m liking smaller women as I get older but BMI does not take into account aesthetics)
But not obese
And make at least 60 K
 

Sunshine

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where do you live? big cities are going to skew the numbers significantly.

I live on the outskirts of the Chicagoland area. I am connected in different professional settings and fields, so I am able to meet men who live outside of my area as well.

I am not tied down, so I am not against moving states if need be. I am looking for that change anyway.
 

Studious one

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"female" being in the URL title should deter any self respecting woman from taking it. That was obviously made by a red pill moron
Thanks for saving me from clicking on that dumb shyt
 

Thurgood Thurston III

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Not true at least 4 me cuz if he facially attractive he either a ho3 or a liteskinned emotional pretty boy n I don't want no man who spends more time in the mirror than me.


As 4 sharing
These ho3s for errybody
He not urs it's just ur turn
Unless u in a committed relationship n even then :manny:
I'm ugly. Give me some p*ssy.
 
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