Coli Nubian Tsarina's...how good do you think it feels to be inside of you?

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As some of you may know, my first poem was called Sharkeisha, which was inspired by said ratchet queen. For this second poem, I was inspired by this thread and of course, my glorious vagina. So without further ado, I present my new poem called "My Vagina." Once again, please don't be too critical.

My Vagina

Gush…Gush, what is that :shaq:
It’s the sound my vagina makes when it's wet :shaq:
Uh…Uh, what you say:shaq:
It’s the sound you make in this vagelic getaway:shaq:

Squeeze…Squeeze, what you feel:shaq:

When my vagina wraps around your shaft like a tight seal :shaq:
mmm…mmm, yes, it's warm:shaq:
That’s how you know my vagina will do you no harm:shaq:

Grunt…Grunt, oh, your finished:shaq:
On my stomach is your creamy gentlemen’s relish:shaq:

Yes..Yes, I know it's good:shaq:

As you wrap your arms around me still hard as wood:shaq:
Thank you for time.


*golf claps&tips fitted*
 

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Girls got it way better, they be like it feels like explosions and tingling and waves of electricity when they orgasm....and for us it's like the feeling of finally peeing after holding it too long:to:
:what: no wonder you so damn miserable all the time. You comparing the feeling of busting a nut to taking a piss? Your experiences, especially sexually w/ females, are limited and shallow!
 

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:what: no wonder you so damn miserable all the time. You comparing the feeling of busting a nut to taking a piss? Your experiences, especially sexually w/ females, are limited and shallow!
:russ:I get more p*ssy on accident than you do on purpose breh. I was being facetious, but if you experience orgasms the way females do you might be even more feminine than i thought you were.
 

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:russ:I get more p*ssy on accident than you do on purpose breh. I was being facetious, but if you experience orgasms the way females do you might be even more feminine than i thought you were.

maybe he gets really good p*ssy
golden p*ssy is hard to find but it can feel "like explosions and tingling and waves of electricity" before and when you cum


:usure:

i never experienced a man cum mono and boring like he was peeing. u cum like that? :usure:
 

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maybe he gets really good p*ssy
golden p*ssy is hard to find but it can feel "like explosions and tingling and waves of electricity" before and when you cum


:usure:

i never experienced a man cum mono and boring like he was peeing. u cum like that? :usure:
:yeshrug:I've had girls that could control their p*ssy muscles and feel like waves of the ocean, but never waves of electricity or none of that shyt women experience. Everybody experiences are different, but to me busting a nut just feels like a release of pressure. I havent met a "golden p*ssy" and i dont think i ever will....p*ssy is p*ssy, some is wetter, some is tighter, but yall are not that different to me.
 

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:yeshrug:I've had girls that could control their p*ssy muscles and feel like waves of the ocean, but never waves of electricity or none of that shyt women experience. Everybody experiences are different, but to me busting a nut just feels like a release of pressure. I havent met a "golden p*ssy" and i dont think i ever will....p*ssy is p*ssy, some is wetter, some is tighter, but yall are not that different to me.


when you meet your soulmate you will find that golden p*ssy :myman:
 

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maybe he gets really good p*ssy

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i never experienced a man cum mono and boring like he was peeing. u cum like that? :usure:

He nut like that because his main bytch is xhamster, and his side pieces are pornhub and blacksonblonds.com
 

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As some of you may know, my first poem was called Sharkeisha, which was inspired by said ratchet queen. For this second poem, I was inspired by this thread and of course, my glorious vagina. So without further ado, I present my new poem called "My Vagina." Once again, please don't be too critical.

My Vagina

Gush…Gush, what is that :shaq:
It’s the sound my vagina makes when it's wet :shaq:
Uh…Uh, what you say:shaq:
It’s the sound you make in this vagelic getaway:shaq:

Squeeze…Squeeze, what you feel:shaq:

When my vagina wraps around your shaft like a tight seal :shaq:
mmm…mmm, yes, it's warm:shaq:
That’s how you know my vagina will do you no harm:shaq:

Grunt…Grunt, oh, your finished:shaq:
On my stomach is your creamy gentlemen’s relish:shaq:

Yes..Yes, I know it's good:shaq:

As you wrap your arms around me still hard as wood:shaq:
Thank you for time.


:noah: I want you
 
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He nut like that because his main bytch is xhamster, and his side pieces are pornhub and blacksonblonds.com

:camby:I've only heard of one of those sites, sounds like you the one with the solo experience. Your bytch ass be shaking and cant walk straight after busting a nut GTFOH
 

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My pum pum is:demonic: with kung fu grip (buy your girl some Jade eggs). Its only gushy the week Im ovulating. However I'm just a bytch ass nikkarette tho. I can't take the d. Usually a bunch of :whoa: and then a lot of :damn:and then :deadmanny:.

Plus I think nikkas be lying to me about what it feels like. I don't believe shyt they say. :lupe::noah::ohlawd::krs::whew::salute:fukk outta here. I think p*ssy is p*ssy. Men exaggerate. And then they say the STUPIDEST shyt. I got an idea for a spin off…. BRB
 
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