Coli Parents: How would you react if your child got kidnapped for ransom?

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Here's the scenario. You're waiting outside for your child after school and they never show up. You get police involved, amber alert, they start looking for your child. A week goes by and still nothing. Then you go get the mail and inside the mailbox, there's a soggy bloody envelope. You open it up and it's your kid's pinky :sadcam: and there's a note inside that reads:
We have your child, $50,000 in unmarked bills, and we set your child free. If you get police involved, we will mail their thumb next"
How would u make this $50,000 happen :sadcam: take my chances at robbing a bank :lupe:
 

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i would get the cash. Got a few people i could borrow from to make that happen.

Call the kidnappers and setup the meet.

Get to the meeting spot as early as possible and have a few dudes running surveillance. Find out how they're moving. Make the trade. Follow them back to their stash house. Wet them up before they even make it through the door, run through their shyt, use their cash to buy my kid a prosthetic pinky.
 
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if they want 50k. they are small time.
which means it's someone close to me.
i'll have a get together,have food,drinks,
let them know that my kid has been kidnapped,
ask them to put a nose to the street to help me,
let them know how much I appreciate them,
let them know that i'm a desperate man in a desperate
situation,beg their forgiveness for me taking out contracts
on them and their families if i dont get my kid back,
and tell them to enjoy the food and drinks before leaving.
leaving them all like this...
:ohhh::dwillhuh::what::merchant::dahell::wtf:


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if they want 50k. they are small time.
which means it's someone close to me.
i'll have a get together,have food,drinks,
let them know that my kid has been kidnapped,
ask them to put a nose to the street to help me,
let them know how much I appreciate them,
let them know that i'm a desperate man in a desperate
situation,beg their forgiveness for me taking out contracts
on them and their families if i dont get my kid back,
and tell them to enjoy the food and drinks before leaving.
leaving them all like this...
:ohhh::dwillhuh::what::merchant::dahell::wtf:


wat6rr.jpg
This is genius :ohlawd:
 
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