With all due respect, no one gives a damn about what your kids are doing. So stop coming to work and bragging about them doing regular shyt. All you do is make people without kids irritated/bored, and other parents aren't even listening to you; they're just waiting for you to stop talking, so they can brag about the regular shyt their kids are doing.
Please keep that shyt in-house, from now on. Thank you.
Please keep that shyt in-house, from now on. Thank you.




(he a 4th degree yellow belt at 3)...my nephew shyts on all my co-workers' kids....