Coli Pawgers, is breh out of line for this?

[Pirius Black]

Then skip my post. Lol y'all nikkas are on a discussion board. We discuss things on a forum lmao.

Not to mention I asked in my first post for an explanation on why this is done and instead of one of you jackasses just giving me a quick explanation, nope, just snarky replies.

Get at those first 2 idiots I was replying to in my second post if you have a problem. They give me an answer, you get no life story. See how easy that works?

And nah I'm good with googling this sh1t right now. It's really not that deep or serious lol.

Breh, you are an adult and capable of performing a simple Google search on ya own, especially if you had scoped out what time cats was on given your first two replies.
Had I seen your query first, I'd more than likely tell you what the tradition was and why some may go "hmmm..." when they see that pic. But, no one is obligated to provide you with the answers, especially on a sub forum where you should know cats is constantly doing negro acid tests lmao.

 

[DON MA MA]

Aaight im out this thread. Im lowkey already pissed cause this goofy negro tried talk down on juneteenth (its another fukking holiday wtf is the problem) in front of cacs in my morning meeting while they were letting ppl in the zoom (I told him to stfu too, respectfully) and now i see this goofy shyt. I swear man I've had enough of c00ns and cacs for the day... it ain't even lunch.

 

[Rekkapryde]

He outta line for this. Brehs in here don't know about this ritual?

Yeah, real telling.

I know Nicole taking notes

 

[BaggerofTea]

nah they outta pocket for that. my boy married a white girl and he wanted to do that, and she declined, saying she didn't feel it was respectful to our tradition. I respected her more for that shyt.

Shame she had to tell him that

 

[Eternally Jaded]

As a guy with both Caribbean and Ados heritage, I've never seen this done at any weddings I've been to.

I saw the movie with Paula n Laz, enjoyed it and was familiar with the practice as a thing but I've never seen it irl.

But I am an east coast head so maybe we don't do this ish.
Tbh, I've only been to two weddings that were outside in my whole life.

Everyone else does it in a church, and I've only ever seen pics of it done irl in outdoor weddings.

 

[Low End Derrick]

I know Nicole taking notes

That bytch don't know about this tradition. Her folks from DR.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

We Ain’t Gettin No Younger

 

[ultraflexed]

at the comments, how do you not know what's going on

 

[BlackMajik]

Nope. For one my family is from the Caribbean and jumping over brooms at weddings ain't what we do.

For two I'm a New Yorker and I don't see too many newlyweds jumping brooms at the end of their weddings up north. So I'm guessing this is more of a Southern tradition.

For three as I mentioned earlier I hate superstitions. I'll decide my fate, not some stupid activity that was invented way before man had any idea what he was even composed of. And before someone says: "It's just a silly tradition, nothing to get so bent out of shape over," I think adhering to "silly traditions" is one of the biggest and stupidest time wasters. They're proven not to affect anything, so why do them? Thus why I'll forever reject black eyed peas on New Years. Not to mention the fact that black eyed peas taste like shyt

I dunno why some of y'all have a hard time understanding that black folk ain't a monolith, that we're allowed to break off from rituals that we deem silly regardless of how long they've been done, that geography affects behaviors, and why is it when y'all encounter a Black person who does things differently, your initial reasoning has to center around them being white or non-Black.

Coli gon' Coli, I guess

You sound like a bytch tbh

All that typing for nothing

 

[Unolove]

I mean shyt the brotha looks happy

 

[richaveli83]

I got ADOS family members (by marriage) and I've been to several weddings between ADOS couples and I've never actually seen jumping the broom. Some ADOS still carry the tradition and some don't.

Based on it's origins though, the breh was foul for having his white wife do it.

 

[The Realist Perspective]

I swear men are becoming more like women. IM OUTRAGED. Shut your goofy ass up. You’ll be okay pumpkin.

 

[Standing on business]

I swear men are becoming more like women. IM OUTRAGED. Shut your goofy ass up. You’ll be okay pumpkin.

Quote the person who’s outraged, I don’t recall anyone in this thread being outraged

 

[SAINT]

someone explain what this means?

 

[Positive Poster]

I am outraged!

Their intentions may be good but this is going too far given the history of the ceremony