Coli posts that live in your head...rent free

[BmoreGorilla]

@BmoreGorilla

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/wedding-fukkery.356821/

Couple still going strong too

 

[Erratic415]

I’ll think of this sometimes when I hear Nas

smh @ Nas always talking about sex in a disgusting organic way

Had to bring it back for y'all :blessed: Who am I? the back twister, lingerie ripper Automatic leg-spreader, quicker brain-getter Keeping it gangsta with ya' :shaq: Chickenheads flock - I lace em Fried broiled with basil, taste em, crack the legs Way out of formation it's horizontal how I...

www.thecoli.com

And that SOHH one where someone asked what kind of car they set on fire in the ‘Crazy in Love’ video

The reply was “who the hell cares? Go to hell and I hope your mother dies”

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Slam ass thread



Whenever I need a quick laugh


I think about the lil nikka who lied about fukking an oldass Dominican lady with pics he got off another chicks profile online and coined the term “slam ass”

 

[KingsOfKings]

Nevermind insee it post but when the dude from TSC ether R=G

 

[ItsPeople]

Coldplay is jodeci for CACs.

 

[Hathaway]

One i can think of was in the booth where someone wrote out a beat through text for @therhymeking to rap to.

nikka what?

 

[Yinny]

I can never find the post but when Kobe died, someone got mad saying posters wouldn't grieve their grandmas this hard

"Grandma aint score 81 points in a game" or something like that

 

[BurstWicks]

dawg this shyt right here been randomly crackin me up for a long ass time

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/man-caught-abandoning-dog-on-the-side-of-the-road.965424/

my dad did that to me and my little brother

Smart move on his part. Negged fakkit ass nikka.

like jesus fukkin christ

 

[LevelUp]

dawg this shyt right here been randomly crackin me up for a long ass time

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/man-caught-abandoning-dog-on-the-side-of-the-road.965424/

like jesus fukkin christ

 

[LevelUp]

I'm working overnight this week, Cac. I was awake since yesterday evening.

You woke up thinking about making a thread about me, Cac

You in your draws in bed reaching over for your laptop searching for 45 links of my threads with index cards and post it notes on your nightstand and no bytch next to you.

You had chips ahoy and ginger ale for breakfast and was 5 minutes late for clock-in time at Taco Bell with toothpaste stains on your mouth because I'm on your mind so much, Cac.

And for all your efforts all you got it is a flopped thread and this 1 star. Meanwhile there's already a thread for WOAT voting and you're in 1st or 2nd place in it.

 

[Yinny]

Can’t find it but
“TLR stands for trans love and respect”

Recent post I’ll look through the reps I gave

 

[Yinny]

TLR = tranny love & respect.

Found it

 

[KingsOfKings]

nikka what?

Yup there was a troll who created a account that was all about production. One day dude got mad at rhyme king and told him he challenged him to drop some bars or rhyme king should stfu about rhyme scheme. Breh then proceeded to write out a beat for rhyme king write to

 

[KingsOfKings]

Anyone remember the Jesse lee peterson account?

 

[Panther]

Someone posted a thread titled "Wale gets a deal with Louie Vuitton"

It was a trashcan wrapped in LV print

I fw wale but that shyt had my stomach hurting