Coli posts that live in your head...rent free

[hood b. goode]

This is a play off the above thread (which I keep coming back to)

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-hardest-you-ever-laughed-on-the-coli.778657/

Spin thread:
Yes, we know about the rafters threads....even some of the wildest moments...

Im talkin about the most memorable posts...

Funny, rude, shyt that you randomly think of and laugh.

 

[hood b. goode]

Your thread flopped

your marriage flopped but u dont see me bringin that up... lemme cook

I got nothin against reincscarf but

 

[Rell]

You invite a vampire into your house, you gonna get bit. Simple as that."

"That's how he (LeBron) is... That's WHO he is." - Mo Williams

Back Home to Help Others, Jackson's Native Son Reflects on Betrayal By Bryann Flynn Maurice "Mo" Williams is quick to remind me the wounds that take the longest to heal are rarely physical. "I've been under the knife, had contusions, could barely walk on my ankle..." His voice trails off, and...

www.thecoli.com

I find myself saying this shyt randomly sometimes.

 

[Jasonmask]

Just random posts not even anything crazy but somebody said they didn’t like that girl from the mando commercials and every time I think of that post saying she looks dirty and annoying. Ended up getting some mando and it’s the truth

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

“Long story short I’m stuck inside my homies couch”

Long story short I'm stuck inside my homies couch [ Update : homie momma saved me]

Here's how it went. I slept the night at my homies house, and he has a foldout couch I was on.It tilted back and I slid inside the couch. The bed then went back to normal.He doesn't have his phone with him so I can't text him to come save me. I'm embarrassed and mad at the same damn time. Also...

www.thecoli.com

 

[ball15life]

"Roy Bahn" is now part of my vocabulary

 

[General Mills]

Post in thread 'My homie's fiancé found a bunch of crusty yellow stained socks under his son's bed'
https://www.thecoli.com/threads/my-...socks-under-his-sons-bed.287833/post-11950276

@Hijo de luna keeping his nut in a jar as a kid will forever be hilarious

 

[KingsOfKings]

Post in thread 'My homie's fiancé found a bunch of crusty yellow stained socks under his son's bed'
https://www.thecoli.com/threads/my-...socks-under-his-sons-bed.287833/post-11950276

@Hijo de luna keeping his nut in a jar as a kid will forever be hilarious

 

[Fill Collins]

She sucked me, I fukked her in the vagina and there was some tasty anal

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Always the one where breh was banging the chick with no legs and got daps from the uncle for not leaving her hanging after he bust

 

[b. woods]

@Buckeye Fever @Heretic

Ever disregard your coaches instructions?​

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/lol-michael-jordan-getting-banned-from-the-golf-course-for-his-wardrobe.63767/post-2349465

 

[KingsOfKings]

One i can think of was in the booth where someone wrote out a beat through text for @therhymeking to rap to.

 

[CopiousX]

I was unfortunately a lurker still, so I never got to interact with the poster but @Ugo Ogugwa 's rap reply to Reggie's joblessness was legendary


Also there are little random posts that are just so hilarious that they make no sense. Two years ago we had a poster who 100% believed giraffes came from eggs and his postings had me dead.

 

[KingsOfKings]

I was unfortunately a lurker still, so I never got to interact with the poster but @Ugo Ogugwa 's rap reply to Reggie's joblessness was legendary


Also there are little random posts that are just so hilarious that they make no sense. Two years ago we had a poster who 100% believed giraffes came from eggs and his postings had me dead.

Wait i missed this ugo response to Sir biatch in the booth is still funny

 

[ItsPeople]

Niccas don’t even care to be wrong or right. They just on here arguing to blow off steam.