Coli posts that live in your head...rent free

[KingsOfKings]

Everyone looks like they smell bad, i cant do that.

nikka you look like you eat Gravy Train tho

#dawgset come get ya mans lol

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

Always the one where breh was banging the chick with no legs and got daps from the uncle for not leaving her hanging after he bust

classic post

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

Forgot the thread title but its the one about a breh who died trying get taller through a limb lengthening surgery. The first reply got like 400 daps. It went like "He wanted to be 6 feet, but ended up 6 feet" or some shyt like that. It pops in my head every now and again.

 

[LuuqMaan]

Nah todays post in that Indian woman’s no ass thread.

Dude said “her ass musta tasted something sour”

 

[Orange cream shake]

the thread about dude friend getting married and his friends having strippers in headlocks. I can’t remember the thread or poster name.

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

We good

rent free

 

[Tribal Outkast]

Somebody on here said J Cole’s Snow on the bluff sounds like Chinese Buffet music and now I can’t listen to that song without laughing

 

[TheSuperkick!]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/57-dude-dies-after-complications-from-leg-lengthening-surgery.735408/

Now he's 6 feet.

640 daps

 

[Ozymandeas]

Post in thread 'My homie's fiancé found a bunch of crusty yellow stained socks under his son's bed'
https://www.thecoli.com/threads/my-...socks-under-his-sons-bed.287833/post-11950276

@Hijo de luna keeping his nut in a jar as a kid will forever be hilarious

That's some psycho ass shyt

I know that jar smelled rank. Hopefully he meant just for a little bit and not multiple years.

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/57-dude-dies-after-complications-from-leg-lengthening-surgery.735408/

640 daps

That's the one I was referring to

 

[Low End Derrick]

bytch KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


TALKING ABOUT WE NEED JOBS HO?? WTF U DO FOR A LIVING BUT POST PICKS OF YOUR ASS OVER THE NET. DON'T GIVE ME shyt ABOUT U SOME fukkING MODEL OR CLUB PROMOTER EITHER..

U JUST A fukkING LOW CLASS, GUTTA RAT, DEMONIC HOE WHO NEED TO BE FILLING OUT APPLICATIONS INSTEAD OF FILLING UP dikkS IN YOUR TWAT U fukkING c*nt.


" I'LL fukk YOU TILL U LOVE ME bytch, LIKE THE LITTLE SCARED bytch U ARE HOE "

The most violent post I've ever seen here

I knew breh's keyboard was smoking once he was done typing

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

I can't believe I lost it again but that one post about some token that gets exposed in front of his white friends

 

[Windows 91]

nikka you look like you eat Gravy Train tho

#dawgset come get ya mans lol

Kills me every time

 

[b. woods]

Luken's "Roach Stompers 1200s" that were worn by the 1st U.S. troop to storm the beaches of Normandy in World War II @LevelUp @Coco Loco

 

[Womb Raider]

The posts in my sig, I literally laugh everytime I read em