COLI RULE #4813: Never meet a girl's friends or family before smashing.

[Ronnie Lott]

My friend has been tryna fukk this bartender... it'll be 2 years in December...

She's invited him over for wine & dinner & movies before & for some strange reason she ain't giving up the draws...

He's in shape, (pause ) has a job, nice car & his own spot... he broke down to me last week about how he's been tryna fukk her since he met her but she's on some straight dyck tease shyt...

I have no idea what he's doing or done wrong but she invited him over for wine & karaoke at her place (just them 2) this Friday and he wants me to coach him while he's over there...

No fukkin way breh. I'm sorry man, but your homeboy is mad lame for entetertainin a bytch for several years that hasn't given up the p*ssy.

I hope he knows that she has been gettin fukked by other nikkaz during this wait period

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

No fukkin way breh. I'm sorry man, but your homeboy is mad lame for enetertainin a itch for several years that hasn't given up the p*ssy.

I hope he knows that she has been gettin fukked by other nikkaz during this wait period

I told him she's prolly fukkin a nikka...

 

[Stuntone]

For a change of pace here,

Imo, the ability to lock a chick down without giving her the D is . When you're a real through dude, doing your thing, and looking good females will recognize that and be drawn to you naturally. So much that even her hating ass friends/family won't even sway her mind. Then if your sex game is on point too its game over. Not to mention if a girl is so easily swayed mentally by her friends/family she might not be worth the time anyway.

2 cents!

Why would you want to lockdown a chick before smashing?


And most woman are easily swayed by TV, Movies, friends, family, magazines, etc.



with this fairytale bs.

 

[itsyoung!!]

You

can get herpes and hpv (both incurable) even if you use condoms. and you might not personally think like that but most guys do.

HPV not curable ? That shyt will go away on its own damn self

you sound like you got your latest information on sex in like 7th grade sex education

http://www.cdc.gov/std/hpv/stdfact-hpv.htm

here you go, might wanna read up on it so you might be able to knock some of them cobb webs off that p*ssy of yours

HPV (the virus): Approximately 79 million Americans are currently infected with HPV. About 14 million people become newly infected each year. HPV is so common that nearly all sexually-active men and women will get at least one type of HPV at some point in their lives.

Worrying about HPV is like worrying about getting a cold

 

[PimpHandStrong]

friends is completley different subject than parents tho. But

What if the chick u are "lockin down" is gettin railed by the nxt nikka You ain't really lockin nothin down unless you ae blowin a chicks back out

Why would you want to lockdown a chick before smashing?


And most woman are easily swayed by TV, Movies, friends, family, magazines, etc.



with this fairytale bs.

I'm not saying to wife her up without doing the deed. I'm talking about dudes not trying to wait a couple dates before smashing and locking down meaning she won't even want to mess with any other dude. If you can mentally engage a female before getting physical that's what I'm getting at. Females are mental creatures, you get in their heads THEN bring the sex in trust this shyt works.I'm not talking about some slore that isn't about shyt either. I know this sounds like too good to be reality but this happen.

And a chick can be getting it from another dude while you smashing too so it doesn't matter.You never know either way.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

I'm not saying to wife her up without doing the deed. I'm talking about dudes not trying to wait a couple dates before smashing and locking down meaning she won't even want to mess with any other dude. If you can mentally engage a female before getting physical that's what I'm getting at. Females are mental creatures, you get in their heads THEN bring the sex in trust this shyt works.I'm not talking about some slore that isn't about shyt either. I know this sounds like too good to be reality but this happen.

And a chick can be getting it from another dude while you smashing too so it doesn't matter.You never know either way.

Ok. I kinda feel what u are sayin now :ehhh:

 

[KOOL-AID]

That's your opinion, breh.

If I can't meet a guy's friends or family then I'm just gonna stop talking to him. I'm supposed to let you stick your dikk in me but I can't even meet your friends. Might be normal to you but it's a bit ridiculous to me.

Well Well Well
Hey i'm Kool-Aid, and i'm trynna be inside you

 

[concise]

Never meet a girl's friends or family before smashing.



Yeah, not like she's an actual person or anything.

 

[Virtuous_Brotha]

Two dates might be a little soon. If you really like her give her around a month. But MAKE SURE that for every two dates you're paying for she's atleast paying for one, most women aren't above pretending to like guys for free meals. If she's not reciprocating then toss her to the bushes

fixed

 

[AgentGrey]

You can get herpes and hpv (both incurable) even if you use condoms. and you might not personally think like that but most guys do.

@innocentdevil
Somethin about @Juicy s mother Theresa holy nun posts make me wanna bite that thang, care to offer a psychological analysis on the matter?
Side note, I feel like I'ma have to explain what 'bite that thang' means to her because a nun would assume I actually mean biting that thang

btw this is clearly a troll thread.

 

[innocentdevil]

@innocentdevil
Somethin about @Juicy s mother Theresa holy nun posts make me wanna bite that thang, care to offer a psychological analysis on the matter?
Side note, I feel like I'ma have to explain what 'bite that thang' means to her because a nun would assume I actually mean biting that thang

btw this is clearly a troll thread.

I believe you feel if you bite that thang you can consume some of her innocence because you know how demonic you truly are

 

[Teko]

Unless she's worth waiting for. I'm talking good looking, nice body, good job, nice personality, great cook, I'd definitely wait a few months if she was everything I wanted in a woman. But stick around without fukking a REGULAR chick?

Don't put girls on a pedestal. Believe it or not, they are all "regular" chicks.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Don't put girls on a pedestal. Believe it or not, they are all "regular" chicks.

No they're not. Finding a chick who is attractive, has a good job, is wifable, AND has an interesting personality is hard to find. No woman should be put on a pedestal, but there are some exceptional women out there as well as there are exceptional men

 

[Chill]

If a chick feels comfortable enough to let me meet her family, then I'll do her the favor of letting her meet mine. As far as smashing, if she wants to feel me out beforehand then that's fine but she can't complain about anyone else I may be seeing until she decides she wants us to be exclusive.