Coli threads in the Ancient World

[King Jae]

King Tut lawst

Is Jesus part of the illuminati


Chaka Zulu is a c00n


Cleopatra getting thick as a mf


Jesus is a simp...he washed sum chix feet...gmb

The Great Flood is over....free daps and reps

 

[invalid]

This nikka Alexander the Great ain’t from Sheba.

Othello gets killed over his pawg - #gmb #takingnolosses.

Ghengis Khan: I never see my nut

 

[FLATOP]

Jesus owed me $4.50 before he got caught, how do I get my money?

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

The Disciples lame as fukk breh...Judas walking around palestine chilling after SNITCHING on JESUS

Yo i just seen Lil David smack the shyt out of GOLIATH..knocked him da fukk out (I GOT RECEIPTS!)

God just told ADAM he can't come back to the Hood anymore...cause he let Eve simp him out

 

[str8up]

"Genghis Khan out here PAAGing brehs"

 

[Hoodoo Child]

"Those Good ol' Templar Boys having a rally near Tripoli"

"Is this y'all GOAT? : Jesus went 0-25 from the 3-sandal line in Game 1"

"Can you walk an Elephant across a table? :The Official Hannibal vs Art Barr Thread"

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

TMZ reports JOSEPH got arrested last night for DOMESTIC ABUSE after MARY told him GOD MADE THIS BABY...

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Those Indians better do something about European immigration

 

[str8up]

"Turning 15 tomorrow "