three inches top and his balls were like quarters so i left him hangin literally..lol he told everyone we didnt causs he needed a broad he could be seen wit....sheeeit
Coli Trollops, what's the smallest dik u ever seen?
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three inches top and his balls were like quarters so i left him hangin literally..lol he told everyone we didnt causs he needed a broad he could be seen wit....sheeeit
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yea it sounds weird but apparently if you cant fit in a toilet paper roll ur supposed to be gud i guess
my thickness wont even fit in a toilet paper roll pause
so u
Kings County
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heres what i learned from an og u just gotta be longer than a girls 2 middle fingers
cause those are the fingers she masturbates with if u bigger than that u good bytches dont need an anaconda dikk unless they're whores
cause those are the fingers she masturbates with if u bigger than that u good bytches dont need an anaconda dikk unless they're whores
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hmmm now that i think about it, i think i know why some guys on here like to eat puccy so much.
when u have a small d1ck thats below 6 inches, and ur short, and probably dont look too good, i guess u feel u have no other option but to eat that nani.
i aint even making fun of them. thats goto suck.
It doesn't work that way bro. Your tongue is only a few inches long. Step your sex game up.
I dont know how yall let these tricks bang on you like this but never calll out all the wack p*ssy thats out there. There is a myth among all women that their pussies are created equal and have equal tiers and value. We need to talk about these hoes with hair stubble growin to close to the p*ssy hole velcroing the skin off a nikkas dikk.
What will taking notes do? It ain't like the shyt is gonna help a nikka dikk grow.
Some nikkas was forced to draw the short straw, in life.
itll make em realize they gotta learn to work wit somthin else it aint no fun if ya tounge aint in it lmao
MouseTeeth
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What about a tongue in ur a$$hole??
Serious question.
Are you a PAWG
What that thang smell like ?
MouseTeeth
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u need a simp in ur life to hold ur bags in the mall and let u walk all over me?quote=MouseTeeth;753395] u need a simp in ur life to hold ur bags in the mall and let u walk all over me?[/quote]
already got a man. I hate the mall! too expensive and over crowded and half the time i dont even carry a purse
ur so presumptuous
u need a simp in ur life to hold ur bags in the mall and let u walk all over me?[/quote]already got a man. I hate the mall! too expensive and over crowded and half the time i dont even carry a purse
ur so presumptuous
I was unsure what to quote in this thread, and then......this is not true...im like 6.5 and my son has a baby elephant trunk...when he was a few months old at daycare, all the women marveled over his size when changing his pampers...one lady said he was packing like a 5 yr old...i didnt kno whether to beor
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quote=MouseTeeth;753395]
already got a man. I hate the mall! too expensive and over crowded and half the time i dont even carry a purse
ur so presumptuous
[/QUOTE]Ok well if u ever need yo dingleberries licked PM a CAC
already got a man. I hate the mall! too expensive and over crowded and half the time i dont even carry a purse
ur so presumptuous
Ok well if u ever need yo dingleberries licked PM a CAC
[/QUOTE]
why u tryn lick some dookie crumbs doggy?
Pretty much...but women have emasculated these men so much that they now have the upper hand. You'll have a broad with some weak ass puzzy, clowning the shyt out of a dude with an above average peen.
You think broads are worrying about their sex game? They aren't...I know this for a fact, cuz a lot of these broads put lackluster effort in the bedroom. Meahwhile, the dude's sweating bricks hoping his cack is up to her standards and hoping he can perform so she doesn't crack on him to her friends.
dudes =
women =
