OK. I'm on 50 posts per page & hit page 6. OP said fukk it and went full throttle and turned this into Tales by the Crypt. I swear this reminds me of LSA stories. Certain Cactress is secretly hates black people especially black women. Certain Cactor/Cactress loves is down low and loves black dikk, hates latinos though OR Gay Cactor hates black men. Finally the infamous These multiple powerful Cactors (who have all be sexiest man at one time) secretly have a black woman fetish but won't be with them because of their agents. 200-500 posts later find out its allegedly Eva Longoria, Julia Roberts, Anderson Cooper & Fassbender. Man fukk all this where is waldo meets blues clues