ColiFam, Continue the Story [Keep It Going]

[King Khufu]

Alright. Rules is simple. I'm start it off and the next person has to finish the sentence. (No Off topic bullshyt)

So one day, I was going to the store, got some blunts and then. . . .

 

[Renegade47]

I negged OP

@YaThreadTrashB!

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

I negged OP

@YaThreadTrashB!

This is why we can't have nice things

So one day, I was going to the store, got some blunts and then. . . .

Walked out to my car and saw one of the finest women I've laid eyes on standing outside

 

[Dont@Me]

Walked out to my car and saw one of the finest women I've laid eyes on standing outside

Then I got shot and died . (The end)

 

[ALMIGHTY GOD]

and then i as your lord and savior bring you back to life. but you look like slim williams and soulja slim

 

[hu3ypdadon]

and then i as your lord and savior bring you back to life. but you look like slim williams

I’m back to life with memory of my last death and being titty fed by Beyoncé

 

[Cadillac]

I’m back to life with memory of my last death and being titty fed by Beyoncé

While she is driving my Cadillac to my house so we can :lawdsmash2:

 

[Dont@Me]

I’m back to life with memory of my last death and being titty fed by Beyoncé

...so therefore, I am no longer a lame that posts on thecoli because I have one of the best yellow bones to hit and this thread no longer exists

 

[King Khufu]

Somehow the thread continues to exist, even after a hard day of smashing yellow bones and returns home to find out I have been negged.
I then go to my kitchen, but then I find. . . .

 

[Cadillac]

Somehow the thread continues to exist, even after a hard day of smashing yellow bones and returns home to find out I have been negged.
I then go to my kitchen, but then I find. . . .

Mayonaise, which leads me to realize that some bumass cacs been living and leeching in my house

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Then I proceeded to grab my knives from the kitchen drawer so I could commence to stabbing their useless thieving azzez. After I made sure they were completely stabbed up, I ....

 

[LocSavage]

Seen the two cacs to reveal demselves 2b c00ns in disguised so I whoop they ass again n asked for where my money at so one dem nikkas swing on me den a grab a crowbar and beat they faces in repeatItaly till one of them stops moving but I. . . .

 

[JAY?]

... keep going. I'm a fukkin savage. The other one is frozen in horror and I hit him over the head too. He passes out and I tie him up. I call my cousin who is a sanitation worker so he can dispose the body but...

 

[King Khufu]

He lost his bag of weed halfway on the way over now he mad and said fukk this shyt. So I told him. . . .

 

[JAY?]

If you're not over here in the next 15 minutes I'm fukkin ya sister...