Colonoscopy Unappreciation Thread

[StretfordRed]

The salty taste of the laxative was the worst for me.

Then had quite a bit of pain in my belly after. But I was awake during her procedure; maybe better if I was KO.

I’ve pretty much eliminated red meat, BBQ /grilled food and dark liquor. So trying to make it to the next session alive

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Idk about colonoscopy but I’ve been suffering with haemorrhoids for 8 years now. I don’t even remember what it feels like to take a shyt and go about your day like normal. I have to do it at night so I can lay down afterwards for up to an hour or two otherwise my ass will be burning.

There are times when you feel better for a couple of months but it returns coz of constipation and straining during bowel movement.

I might have to have surgery from them joints breh, I don't have insurance but something got to shake I'm not dealing with this going in my 40s. I sat down to drive and almost jumped through the roof of my car shyt hurt so bad.

 

[breakfuss]

Imagine the shyt you got to drink before the colonoscopy

• Every droplet mixed with the Sprite tasting like hell
• Throwing up but you still chugging
• shytting from 6pm to 1am
• shytting to the point its clear water
• shytting to the point its becoming evaporation
• Getting up at the crack of dawn because you are going to die from starvation and thrist
• Waiting two hours for a 30 minute procedure
• Farting all over the place while the staff goes

WOAT time breh. I came prepared for my next procedure. I'm popping pills and setting up shop in the bathroom like its a potent tree.

This is horrifying and hilarious all the same. Goddamn man.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

This is horrifying and hilarious all the same. Goddamn man.

The only benefit of a colonoscopy is being sedated. I swear thats like the best sleep I ever have in existence. I remember the last time I had the procedure, they put the jawn across the nostril and told me to saying my ABCs. I said "A, B...C..."

Woke up in a bed farting all over the place. Told my nurse it was the best sleep I ever had. She was like "be careful, you know this is the stuff that killed Michael Jackson".

I was like .

 

[breakfuss]

The only benefit of a colonoscopy is being sedated. I swear thats like the best sleep I ever have in existence. I remember the last time I had the procedure, they put the jawn across the nostril and told me to saying my ABCs. I said "A, B...C..."

Woke up in a bed farting all over the place. Told my nurse it was the best sleep I ever had. She was like "be careful, you know this is the stuff that killed Michael Jackson".

I was like .

nikka lmaaao . Seriously though, reading some of y’all’s experience + Chadwick’s death (I know that was prostate) got me kinda shook. Im not due for a few years but, shyt idk. That plus how weird my stomach be acting sometimes.

 

[Zime]

I might have to have surgery from them joints breh, I don't have insurance but something got to shake I'm not dealing with this going in my 40s. I sat down to drive and almost jumped through the roof of my car shyt hurt so bad.

I read about the surgery and some of the stories of how painful shyt was for the first 3 - 5 days even with painkillers had me



The surgery for hemmeroids is very painful and you’re pretty much gonna be bed-ridden for the first 2 - 3 days. It’s mostly like a last resort if the other treatments don’t work. There’s treatments you can get done like the laser treatment or elastic band treatment which isn’t nearly as painful.

I know a guy that had the laser treatment to remove the piles and he came to work the next day.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

nikka lmaaao . Seriously though, reading some of y’all’s experience + Chadwick’s death (I know that was prostate) got me kinda shook. Im not due for a few years but, shyt idk. That plus how weird my stomach be acting sometimes.

Breh don't play around with that. Yeah the prep sucks but look at it as a fast. If its on a spiritual level or just for health reasons. Its all mind over matter. That's how I found out I had Crohn's disease. Back when I had to get tested for it, the shyt was like a torture chamber. Constant test preps like drinking this nasty white shyt , doctors squirting air up my ass like a turkey baster, and all sorts of x-rays while I had constant stomach issues. Thankfully, I caught my illness before I ended up either dead or looking like Jack Skeleton.

 

[Morethan1]

My doctor told me to wait until 45 to start testing

 

[moniemane]

nikka lmaaao . Seriously though, reading some of y’all’s experience + Chadwick’s death (I know that was prostate) got me kinda shook. Im not due for a few years but, shyt idk. That plus how weird my stomach be acting sometimes.

Chadwick Boseman’s death shed light on colon cancer, but rates remain high among Black people wrong it was not prostate its colon cancer the reason you need to get a colonoscopy

 

[Macallik86]

Got my first one scheduled.

FYI it's a long ass backlog thanks to Covid, so get the ball rolling on it ASAP if you are high-risk/of age. When I signed up this week, the earliest bookings available are in 2023.

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

let humans lay you down unconscious and play in your Koala hole Koala brehs

 

[breakfuss]

Bruh what the fukk is this?

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

Bruh what the fukk is this?

A colonoscopy.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Bruh what the fukk is this?

Magic breh

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Bruh what the fukk is this?

From the OG candyman.