Colonoscopy Unappreciation Thread

[Batsute]

A whole ass thread of black men bragging about getting their backs blown out.

Need to call this place TheZesty.com

Spoiler

Salute brehs for yall taking care of y’all’s health. I’m due for mine soon.

 

[Sonny Bonds]

Sitting in the hospital lobby after colonoscopy #5. My prep was good and that got all 6 polyps.

Gotta have another one in a year. It's the best outcome!

I'm being open about this stuff so that y'all take it serious

 

[Silver Surfer]

Hmmm 43 and my doc has not recommended this for me

 

[L. Deezy]

Sitting in the hospital lobby after colonoscopy #5. My prep was good and that got all 6 polyps.

Gotta have another one in a year. It's the best outcome!

I'm being open about this stuff so that y'all take it serious

props..

 

[Rekkapryde]

whatever drug they use to knock you out.....that shyt is scary.

Ask you to count to ten.
Next thing I knew I woke up asking when does it start
Nurse said it was over an hour ago

think that anesthesia they use is the shyt that got Mike Jack fukked up. That shyt is crazy.

 

[The ADD]

Sitting in the hospital lobby after colonoscopy #5. My prep was good and that got all 6 polyps.

Gotta have another one in a year. It's the best outcome!

I'm being open about this stuff so that y'all take it serious

 

[The ADD]

whatever drug they use to know you out.....that shyt is scary.

Ask you to count to ten.
Next thing I knew I woke up asking when does it start
Nurse said it was over an hour ago

think that anesthesia they use is the shyt that got Mike Jack fukked up. That shyt is crazy.

Yeah

I was like let me go back to sleep

 

[DamienWayne]

I’m 35 , am I close to that time ?

 

[Rekkapryde]

I’m 35 , am I close to that time ?

mid 40s usually

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

I’m 35 , am I close to that time ?

Sorry breh....

Time to be a muppet

 

[Whatupdoe?]

I'm officially part of a club no one wants to be in. Glad I went through with it, because when my doctor first brought it up I was like absolutly not.

Bruhs it's best to know you str and if not best to know early.

Prep is the devil

iykyk

 

[rabbid]

Roto rooter in your tooter is crazy. But glad yall staying on top of shyt literally.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Got mine next monday. Thing I'm most afraid of is coming out of anesthesia saying some shyt I shouldn't be saying . Did any brehs experience that?

 

[The ADD]

Got mine next monday. Thing I'm most afraid of is coming out of anesthesia saying some shyt I shouldn't be saying . Did any brehs experience that?

I think that’s laughing gas from dental surgery.

You will likely just wake up like you’ve had a full nights rest.

 

[Turtle]

we're all supposed to have to at 50, to make sure you don't have cancer and other issues common at that age. im not there yet, but im dreading when i hit that time. doctor like "iiiiiiiiitsssss tiiiiiiime for your colonosopppyyyyyy"



take care of your health brehs.

My brother, that’s a prostate exam.