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Tom Shady

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Da fukk is a strip club porter?

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Commander in Chiefin

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Give us the story

we had been cool from working together and I went in on my off night with 3 of my boys. One of my boys was trying to holler at her. The next night I worked,I was cleaning up at the end of the night and she was waiting for a cab, so I offered her a ride home. When I dropped her off, we exchanged numbers and I told her how me and my roommate were throwing a bbq and my one boy was going to be there. Not 3 min after i pull off, she's texting me nonstop. We worked together again two nights later but she left early for some party. I got out of work and was home smoking an L at 4am and she calls me up. I knew what time it was :shaq: Hit it a few times over a few weeks, all while my boy was still trying to holler. Eventually had to tell him :pachaha:
 

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There is no manual. They are just like any other broad, just using gods gift to make money cause she's too lazy to get a real job. It wont happen from a one off meeting, you might have to be a longtime custy and even then :usure: These chicks are hustlers, but they can be easily hustled as well. It's all about what kind of game you got.

To help ya coli brethren, school us on the exact game you use on these strippers. Never fukked with a stripper before or holla at them.
 

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we had been cool from working together and I went in on my off night with 3 of my boys. One of my boys was trying to holler at her. The next night I worked,I was cleaning up at the end of the night and she was waiting for a cab, so I offered her a ride home. When I dropped her off, we exchanged numbers and I told her how me and my roommate were throwing a bbq and my one boy was going to be there. Not 3 min after i pull off, she's texting me nonstop. We worked together again two nights later but she left early for some party. I got out of work and was home smoking an L at 4am and she calls me up. I knew what time it was :shaq: Hit it a few times over a few weeks, all while my boy was still trying to holler. Eventually had to tell him :pachaha:

oh yeah...you have shared part of story before:

cool

yall still making mattress mumbo?
 

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we had been cool from working together and I went in on my off night with 3 of my boys. One of my boys was trying to holler at her. The next night I worked,I was cleaning up at the end of the night and she was waiting for a cab, so I offered her a ride home. When I dropped her off, we exchanged numbers and I told her how me and my roommate were throwing a bbq and my one boy was going to be there. Not 3 min after i pull off, she's texting me nonstop. We worked together again two nights later but she left early for some party. I got out of work and was home smoking an L at 4am and she calls me up. I knew what time it was :shaq: Hit it a few times over a few weeks, all while my boy was still trying to holler. Eventually had to tell him :pachaha:

craziest fight you ever seen?

whats the race of girls? black?spanish?asian?

most money you ever seen somebody throw?
 

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first off :salute:

secondly how does someone know if any action happens in the champagne room before paying to go back there? is there some code to ask a stripper if they're going to provide happy endings? :leostare:
 

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Oh, Where Them pics? :takedat:
No pics allowed. If security catches pics being taken, they'll toss you right out

STFU and get some more ice

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To help ya coli brethren, school us on the exact game you use on these strippers. Never fukked with a stripper before or holla at them.
Treat them like normal, like some chick you'd see on the street. These girls see tons of thirsty cats everyday trying to holler at em, make feel special and shyt.:snoop: These girls no they can walk around and scoop any cat thats in there. Sometimes you gotta act disinterested. That's how I bagged the one my boy was trying to talk to, he's was at it heavy, I treated her like nobody special. Actually a lot of the girls started chatting me up cause I never really talked much in the beginning. I was the new cute mysterious guy :manny:
 
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