Come back from break smelling like 56 cigarettes bruh

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Signs be like 'Smoke 25 feet away from the entrance' and they still be standing right at the door :stopitslime:


Our COO came awhile back




Manager: Lets go down here, we dont smoke by the front door

COO: Go down where :usure: :smugdraper::sas2:
 

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I’m a smoker. I smoke away from entrances though. But some people really hate smokers. :francis:

I love when people walk by and fake cough
. I’m like, you should get that checked out, sounds pretty bad :ufdup:

People actually do that?:deadrose: I thought that was just a Bill Hicks joke.
 

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People actually do that?:deadrose: I thought that was just a Bill Hicks joke.
They do. It gets annoying. I can understand if I was smoking in front of the doorway, but if I’m in the designated area, and you walk by, what am I supposed to do?

Don’t get me started about work either. I gotta walk through 2 buildings, take an elevator up to the 6th floor of the parking garage, then walk to the furthest corner just to smoke. It’s the only place we’re allowed to, and motherfukkers still fake cough. :dry:
 
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Victoria's Secret Heavenly used to be my favorite scent on a woman. In college, I worked at a retail store, and this 105 year old dinosaur looking woman used to smoke on her break. She would come back in drenched in Heavenly, as if we couldn't smell the cigs. I stopped liking that scent on women.
 

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The worst is when them smokers put they smoked out coat in the closet with the rest of the coats I the winter months.
 
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