Come in here and Act Dominican

[FukkaPaidEmail]

*dances out of barbershop*

 

[50CentStan]

*dances out of barbershop*

LMFAO

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

 

[Oroko Saki]

*drives through a stop sign at a dangerous intersection*

*Has a car but still rides the bus to work*

*bums a ride to the bus stop*

 

[newarkhiphop]

* TAKES UR GIRLFRIEND*

CLOSE THREAD PALOMO!

 

[Grams]

*Claims Alfonso Soriano and David Ortiz with pride*
*Doesn't like black people*

 

[Boutdatlife]

* gives shape up that last a whole month*

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

* gives shape up that last a whole month*

where u at breh??

 

[thelonious21]

I no black papi

 

[thelonious21]

*wonders why my hair is cursed*

 

[x2y]

*eats yuca y salchichón *
*dips buttered bread in Dominican chocolate *
*mamá la tetas de la prima*
*hoy se veve (presidente/mamajuana) *
*plays bassboll*
*moms calls papi a maldito mamaguevo and me a degrasiao for not picking up the plátanos at the bodega *

 

[Brooklynzson]

OYE QUE HA CEDE!!!!
YA TU SABEEEEEE!!!!!

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

*swings at ball 3 feet from the strike zone*

 

[humble Hermit]

* at hatians*

*doesn't realize that hatians freed them from slavery*

*Wears polo shirt with collar up and jeans shorts with sandals*

 

[OG Talk]

*wonders why my hair is cursed*