Come in here and Act Dominican

Mr. Manhattan

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*Gets shout-outs and love from Jay-z*

*gets attractive white upper class women*

*eats the finest spanish cuisines*

*has finest non-ratchet females with big asses*

*has a whole section dedicated to us on the money making best borough of NYC*

*Gets Dominican beer "Presidente" partnership with Heineken*

*has style and gentlemen swag*

*has own country unlike Puerto Ricans who share with Amerikkka*

*have our own slanguistics... tato"

*main character of best GTA4 game Dominican*

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Grams

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*Doesn't know Jay personally*

*gets attractive white upper class women who have a labor worker fetish*

*eats platanos*

*has finest non-ratchet sisters and mothers with big asses to grind with*

*overran and infiltrated a whole section of a borough of NYC*

*Gets Dominican beer "Presidente" partnership with Heineken*

*has style and gentlemen swag when sober which is never*

*shares land mass with Haiti*

*speaks inaudible spanish*

*character in an expansion pack of GTA 4 follows a gay man around*
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Liquid

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*walks out of moms apartment building with an Anthony Santos like cut wearing a plaid shirt, tight jeans and black shoes...no socks*

*says what's up to all his "neegas" out playing dominoes on 3 black milk crates and a red one*

*walks to the bodega to buy el diario and a red country club*

*rolls down through juan pablo duarte blvd to the nearest Jr high/high school in honda civic to holla at 14-16 year old chicks* :takedat:

*likes the Red Sox because they have more Dominican players than the Yankees* :manny:

*gets offended when white people think is black*
 

inthebushes

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Not even a joke that's truth. A lot of Dominicans are self haters. Its kind of funny how they hate black people when practically half of their DNA is African.

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