Come in here and act white

[MBwithadream]

* travels overseas to Thailand to get man handled by ladyboys*

* At risk of having skin cancer, lays in the sun day in and day out to get "tanned" *

 

[MBwithadream]

*hate black people*


*listen to nothing but black demonic music*

Fixed

 

[MBwithadream]

*Goes to youtube and watches video about blacks. clicks like button on comment: "fukking ******s!" claims he's not racist*
*Hates Obama but can't explain why*
*thinks he's qualified to tell other races what they should do*
*disgusted by dark skinned black woman with white features but enamoured by white woman with black features*
*Uses hair gel*
*goes to paul mooney stand up act and stays through the whole thing because he doesn't want to look awkward getting up and leaving before show is over*

You know for some of them that got to burn their soul slower than Jay-Z's realization of not being able to have a beard.

 

[Tupac in a Business Suit]

*has psoriasis on elbows*

*stays with a case of athletes foot*

 

[Scustin Trillberlake]

*goes out of the way to be extra nice to people to make up for historically bad reputation*

*gets lice*

I have no idea why this is so funny but this post is comedic genius. Well played friend, well played.

 

[No Sleep]

**looks at cheese trays at the joy of all different kinds**

 

[JerkPork]

**looks at chocolate trays at the joy of all different kinds**

 

[eastside313]

calls my 140 lb woman fat.

 

[eastside313]

Doesnt understand the big fuss about magnums

 

[Jamal514]

*Proudly sports my Notre Dame Fighting Irish sweatshirt*

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

*opens store devoted to mayonnaise*

 

[Yessir_Araphat]

*gets picture taken with *

 

[Thsnnor]

*checks 401k*

*puts another 5k in*

 

[mayhem]

*uses bengay on tennis elbow*

 

[KEEPITTRILLA]

*eliminates the g from the end of words when hangin' around minorities*