Come in here and act white

[Un-AmericanDreamer]

Indignantly enraged that blacks voted for Obama because he's black

Has never voted for a black anything.

 

[Constantine]

"Hey there, guy!"
"Size doesn't matter."
"Its not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean."
"You're my kind of guy!"
"I'm not gay, IT was just a experiment."
"Kirsten Dunst is hot."
"Having fun yet?"
"My wife takes off her shoes, and puts her feet on my car dashboard, it's so cute."
"Why do black people say we smell like wet dogs when we leave the bath tub, shower, or leave the water park?"

 

[Jamal514]

I had a friend like this, shyts' annoying.

*thinks that because he dates only black women and dresses ghetto and talks a certain way, somehow thinks he has the right to tell other black people how they should feel about matters relating to the black experience*

I got a friend like this right now. Dude is annoying as fukk now that he thinks he has some sort of "blackness card".

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

I got a friend like this right now. Dude is annoying as fukk now that he thinks he has some sort of "blackness card".

i would beat the white and pink out of him..

 

[Jamal514]

i would beat the white and pink out of him..

I check him on it from time to time and he always catches feelings.

 

[Jamal514]

*Goes to the grocery store, acts extra creepy around female minority cashiers*

 

[Anothergirl]

*Goes to the grocery store, acts extra creepy around female minority cashiers*

old white guys are notorious for this and they don't just do it too cashiers

 

[Soundwave]

This thread is a whole bunch of malarky!

Come on, Tanner! We're going home!

 

[Ces1ne?]

*does meth*
*post on st0rmfr0nt*
*calls black people lazy then says i'm not racist*
*wears dockers*
*eats at panera*

Don't cross that line with Panera......u don't know what you're missing

 

[Ces1ne?]

I feel so safe & welcome in this thread & I don't know why

 

[Mandarin Duck]

No offense, but I'm going to say something really racist then hope saying no offense will make it less racist"

 

[MostReal]

screams Reverse Racism as if they actually knows what it means

 

[Tommy Knocks]

*turns red when mad*
*turns purple holding breathe*
*has visibly blue veins everywhere*
*turns pink when outside too long*

*calls minorities colored people*

 

[semtex]

*farts*
*nobody notices because that's what I naturally smell like*

 

[Paradime]

I say fukk and gosh darnit because I live in the suburbs and make corny ass jokes and sometimes hate my life because I was raised with a mom and a dad and I believe in stereotypes.

I'm a white trash bum who went to prison at the age of 16 and had to group up with the whities so now I'm racist because I've been brainwashed into thinking blacks, mexicans, and asians are below me.

I'm white, and I'm not racist but still get shyt on because I'm white and I'm polite and nice while rolling 9 grams of red spice, I get lice because I don't got grease in my hair, I'm lame as fukk because I'm white and that's the only explanation as to why I'm lame. Therefore since I'm lame I'm grouped up with resentful CACS who hate black people for their swag. Also, I'm in on the whole deal of oppressing blacks, mexicans, native americans, and asians just because I'm white. So I have to hate my life now for being white in a mostly black community. I don't even discriminate but that makes me a snake in the grass to other ethnicities so I'm automatically a c00n because there can't possibly be a white person alive who isn't racist.

Hey, I'm white.