Come in here and act white

[Pool_Shark]

"Makes a million and lives modestly" "Gets approved for credit" "Does a stand-up routine that has nothing to do with race"

 

[AquaCityBoy]

"Does a stand-up routine that has nothing to do with race"

 

[Ashyneezz]

Runs in marathons and gets shytted on by kenyans:cac:

 

[FukkaPaidEmail]

Watches a full 9 innings of baseball

 

[Street Knowledge]

*Gets approved for a loan*

*Then has sex with a white woman who isn't overweight.*

 

[ElChapin]

Goes spelunking.

Plays field hockey or lacrosse.

plays frisbee football or hackey sack.

 

[Non Sequitur]

*Loves Katt Williams, Tyler Perry, and Dave Chappelle*

*Throws "ghetto" themed party to let out latent racism*

*Drives a Subaru*

 

[JerkPork]

*Has that FamilyTree sticker and other various stickers on the back of vehicle.

 

[Jutt]

*calls everyone bro*
*Drinks Bucsh and Old Milwaukee*
*Cooks dinner without any seasonings*

 

[Anothergirl]

"Makes a million and lives modestly"

truth.com

 

[EQ.]

* starts every joke/story with "you guys know that i'm not racists right?" proceeds to tell racists joke/story*

*feels guilty for getting preferential treatment in America.....reasons that feeling guilty makes it okay"

 

[Coach Gully]

*calls everyone bro*
*Drinks Bucsh and Old Milwaukee*
*Cooks dinner without any seasonings*

 

[EQ.]

*makes koolaid with no flavor*

 

[Jesus]

*Lets black men have sex with my wife and I videotape it*
*Has sex with boxers on*
*Kisses dog in mouth*
*Walks barefoot outside*
*Puts my child on a leash*
*Does Yoga*
*Buys WTT album and goes to Jay-Z concert*

 

[Panther]

*sprays axe on self after working out*
*golfs*
*only wears shorts that are above the knee*