Come in here and "Be Like Mike"

[Ashyneezz]

*Sees little black kid asking for an autograph* "Mr. Jordan, may I please have and autograph?"

"I don't give autographs to no nikkas"

 

[NYC Rebel]

**goes clothes shopping**

 

[Ashyneezz]

*Drops change on the floor*

*Sees bum spot it *

*Promptly steps on change and picks it up*

 

[Poppa_Dock]

*brags about how i hate to lose*

 

[NYC Rebel]

**Walks towards cigar shop**

**sees black kid hit by car**

**still walks into cigar shop**

 

[606onit]

*creates little black Princes*
*digs out Cubana with great skin tone*
*eats steak and hops on motorcycle*
*rides out to Bobcats practice*
*takes Cubana gf to Paris for the weekend*

 

[Hagendas]

*Calls Charles to ask if he has any championship ring cleaner*

 

[NYC Rebel]

*Calls Charles to ask if he has any championship ring cleaner*

 

[Panther]

*sends Karl Malone 2 fishing poles*

 

[...and some waffle fries]

On his tombstone

" I still don't like no n1ggas"

 

[Tony_Siegel]

*gets dunked on by john starks*

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

*turns to look at sons*

You know I love yall nikkas, but not in a million years would I want to be in your shoes

its impossible to live up to my greatness

 

[holidayinn21]

 

[jadillac]

*buys Visine*

 

[Real N Quotes]

plays horse with Jay-Z in Jordan Brand chanclettas