"Calm your t*ts"
"Son of a biscuit"
"Broski"
"Awesomeness"
"Dude blew his load a little too early"
"Just curious.Why do blacks love watermelon?"
"What the heck"
"I don't give a rat's ass"
"I'm a proud country boy from Alabama"
"Jizzrag"
"Cumrag"
"Dude let's go surfing"
"Hockey is more enjoyable than Basketball"