Come in here and makeup a pointless Sportscenter stat

[DonKnock]

I know y'all seen FAT LEVER on the TNT broadcast just now for some random ass triple double stat cuz of young sabo

I was gonna make this exact post

 

[Biscayne]

SportsCenter anchor:

"Steph's the 2nd player in NBA history, to score 26pts points or more, in more than one game during the month of March, while wearing White socks.


You know who the only other player to do it is?


You might've heard of him. A guy by the name of Wilt Chamberlin(Proud ESPN NBA legend name drop). "


*SHOWS picture of Curry next to Black and White Photo of Wilt*


ESPN just looks for excuses to pull out the Black and White photos to compare their stats to current players with these made up qualifier stats.

 

[714562]

Richie Incognito is the NFL's all-time leader in LME (lunch money extorted), with total lunch money earnings well surpassing Incognito's above-board contractual salary.

 

[Nostalgic]

Tim Tebow is 15-0 when he scores a game winning touchdown in the 4th quarter as time expires.

 

[ALonelyDad]

Matt Barnes FG% has gone up 3 % since Derek Fisher fukked his bytch

 

[CarltonJunior]

ESPN twitter be like: "ICYMI: Dwyane Wade DESTROYS the rim."

 

[Sccit]

RYAN KELLY IS THE FIRST WHITE PLAYER TO DUNK WHILE WEARING A HEADBAND ON THE SECOND NIGHT OF A BACK-TO-BACK.

CHEROKEE PARKS DID IT TWICE, BUT IT WAS NOT ON THE SECOND NIGHT OF A BACK-TO-BACK.

 

[Saint1]

Teams that go undefeated in the playoffs make the Super Bowl 100% of the time.

 

[Mac Casper]

and Lebron James becomes the first player to ever score over 35 points on a Tuesday 3 days after it rained during a full moon when the weather was below 40 degrees with windchill

 

[inndaskKy]

The Warriors have the longest winning streak at home ever if you disregard their losses in the playoffs in between.

 

[mbewane]

The Warriors are 167-0 in the last two seasons when shooting a better percentage and when they score more points than their opponents. The first team to do this in back to back seasons since the Minneapolis Lakers in 1952-1953

Draymond Green is the first player over 6'2" to have 4 assists in a half and not make a field goal while wearing in alternate jersey at home since 1992...the other two player to do it EVER? Doc Rivers and Fat Lever

Dwight Howard is the first big man to attempt ZERO post moves in 8 consecutive games since the game of basketball was invented in 1891 in Springfield, The previous record? Sam Bowie with 2 consecutive games.

Lebron James is the only man in NBA history to win a game after taking off his headband at half time in the NBA finals

 

[Populair]

James Harden has spent approximately 212 minutes & 22 secs lying on the floor after drawing a foul this season thus far - to put that in perspective, that is 1/90th of the total minutes played by former #1 pick Greg Oden during his entire tenure in the NBA

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

Queensbridge's own Metta World Peace is undefeated when playing games on December 4th since 2001:naswon:

 

[MarloStanTrill]

Steph Curry is the first player after 1989 to score 23 points and 3 rebounds in the 3 qtr while shooting 55% from 3 in a leap year the year after winning a championship.

Addon

Mike Vick has the most starts for a QB post prison

 

[Sulu]

If you converted every made 3 by the warriors into a 2 pointer they would still have a plus .850 winning percentage and home court in the playoffs