Come in here and post a verse better than Eminem's ....

[Lord Poison]

Below are two single verse Hip Hop songs that shyt on Rap God's entire existence. On neither of them will you find any unfunny, cringeworthy punchlines like "Rap Bot" or "F bombs". No awkward, out of place references to F-list rappers feuding on cable TV. No outdated parodies of a one hit wonder ringtone rap single from 6 years ago.




The only post 2002 Eminem verse that stands up to either of those songs is this:

 

[DaveyDave]

Tech's verse

 

[Ashtrey]

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Yo, yo, a little bit of weed and some Henessey
Got me ready to set it with kinetic energy
See I need much more energy then my enemies
If I wanna make more Bills than Bellamy
So I could be on MTV
With women constantly tellin me I resemble Billy Dee
I make fly rhymes to get my name on the scene
Then when I'm on the scene I do shows to get the green
Then I take the green, buy a automobile machine
For that thing on page 43, in Jet Magazine
Canibus is the ultimate executioner's dream
Swingin' the guillotine....
'Cause whenever the head is severed
From the human body with a sharp enough weapon
The brain remains conscious for ten seconds
Long enough for me to give you one last message
And when you get to Hell you can tell Lucifer I said it
Don't ever get it confused, fukkin with Canibus
The human Rubix Cube like you got somethin' to prove
Yo, whoever grabs the mic after me'll get booed
Get everything in the club thrown at you and your crew
From Moet bottles to bar stools, fruits and foods
You got a album out, you get hit with your CD too
Runnin outside, cryin, lyin, denyin
That you ain't The Gay Rapper, but you got fukked by him
What's the difference? Y'all nikkaz still ain't in lyrical fitness
Too busy mixin your bid'ness with your bytches
While I be in the lab composin' forbidden scriptures
So wicked I got, Satan ejaculatin' on his fingers
Like Dirk Diggler, in the middle of Boogie Nights
Sniffin' white, livin' the hype, he ruined his life
But I'm a MC of a different type, yeah that's right
Make sure your shyt is tight, or I'ma snatch yo' mic

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[Flav]

Eminem speed and style on Rap God aint fukkin with that song.

 

[Bondye Vodou]

Better verses & better overall song as well

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

/THREAD

 

[Bondye Vodou]

/thread


rapgod was trash

 

[Hammer]

*cant find a verse better*

 

[SunZoo]

I fukk with Rap God as a song but that ain't even the best verse on his own album, it ain't that serious and really shouldn't be used as the measuring stick for himself, let alone other rappers.

 

[observe]

 

[Demon]

eminem has got to be one of the corniest rappers of all time.

 

[vaudevillevillain]

the flow is only thing good about rap god verse. em is still top 5 to me but his new shyt was just plain corny.

 

[Detroit Wave]

This single track >>>>>>> ems career

Em doesn't even get spins here in Detroit. You hear more Jeezy than Em.

 

[Demon]

em is still top 5 to me