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Chlamydia, trich.

:to:

Was pissing razor blades and a itchy dikk.

Was embarrassed to go to the clinic so I was trying like cranberry juice then I said bun it. Got some qtip thing inserted in my dikk :to:.
Tests came back positive. Got some big ass pill to take next time I peed it was heaven.

That's what I deserved for being a man whore at that time

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shyt I wasn't embarrassed at all. I was willing to do any damn thing to get that burning sensation to go away. I literally ran up in the office and told the nurse look I got burned and this shyt stings. Gimme a pill or something. She just started laughing, made me fill out the paperwork and they got me squared away. That q-tip might have been the worst pain I ever felt in my life. The crazy part is that the chick who burned me is prolly the baddest chick I ever smashed. :snoop:
 

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:snoop: I've had 2 scares in my life but I've never had any symptoms, never pissed fire or nothing, and back then I had a connect in the medical office so I would just go holla at him and he would give me this powder you mix wit water to get rid of it, never tested positive for anything though. nikkas was gettin burnt on that ship so often that I actually started slangin the antibiotic

- I was 19, had just got out to Seattle and I was fuccin wit this 17 year old chick from Milwaukee who was living with her brother's ex wife cause her parents kicked her out for gettin preggo by her lil high school bf. bytch called me one day talkin bout the doctor told her she got the clap from sharin a toilet seat wit the chick she was stayin wit :beli:

- I think I may have told y'all the story of how I went to a reggae club in SD when I was like 21, got drunk, and somehow ending up making out with this Trini chick and leaving with her and her friend, bytch had 3 different nikkas names tatted on her and none of them where the bf she admitted to havin at the time. Got to their crib and nobody had a condom, the liquor in me said :manny:, she road me for about 10 minutes till she got her nut then wouldn't let me fucc no more, had her roommate take me back to the base. 2 weeks later I get an email from somethin called Gettested.com, shyt said "someone you were in contact with in California has found out they have chlamydia and thinks you should get tested" :beli:. Same bytch ended up fuccin my ex, and I came up on a couple of movies of her on this homegrown piff site :snoop:

Link? :smugfavre:
 

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shyt I wasn't embarrassed at all. I was willing to do any damn thing to get that burning sensation to go away. I literally ran up in the office and told the nurse look I got burned and this shyt stings. Gimme a pill or something. She just started laughing, made me fill out the paperwork and they got me squared away. That q-tip might have been the worst pain I ever felt in my life. The crazy part is that the chick who burned me is prolly the baddest chick I ever smashed. :snoop:

Man up here in Canada The Dr reports you to the government
Then Canada health calls you to make sure you go back to the Dr for the a follow up test.

I remember they called me at work.
Telling me about safe sex and if I slept with anyone else they can contact them anonymously for me to let them know to get tested.

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stay strapped folks. Haven't gone raw since I was 19 and I'm proud of myself.
In case you are wondering I'm in my middle 20's.

I don't care how bad a b!tch is I'm staying strap and if she has burns on her lips(never came across one) I will take dome with condom on if I ever decide to smash.
 

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Chlamydia, trich.

:to:

Was pissing razor blades and a itchy dikk.

Was embarrassed to go to the clinic so I was trying like cranberry juice then I said bun it. Got some qtip thing inserted in my dikk :to:.
Tests came back positive. Got some big ass pill to take next time I peed it was heaven.

That's what I deserved for being a man whore at that time

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Ahhhh it makes sense now :ohhh:
 

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Man up here in Canada The Dr reports you to the government
Then Canada health calls you to make sure you go back to the Dr for the a follow up test.

I remember they called me at work.
Telling me about safe sex and if I slept with anyone else they can contact them anonymously for me to let them know to get tested.

Sent from royalty using Tapatalk breh

Holy shyt :merchant:
 

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shyt I wasn't embarrassed at all. I was willing to do any damn thing to get that burning sensation to go away. I literally ran up in the office and told the nurse look I got burned and this shyt stings. Gimme a pill or something. She just started laughing, made me fill out the paperwork and they got me squared away. That q-tip might have been the worst pain I ever felt in my life. The crazy part is that the chick who burned me is prolly the baddest chick I ever smashed. :snoop:

:dead:
 

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shyt I wasn't embarrassed at all. I was willing to do any damn thing to get that burning sensation to go away. I literally ran up in the office and told the nurse look I got burned and this shyt stings. Gimme a pill or something. She just started laughing, made me fill out the paperwork and they got me squared away. That q-tip might have been the worst pain I ever felt in my life. The crazy part is that the chick who burned me is prolly the baddest chick I ever smashed. :snoop:

:wow: that's enough to make a nikka celibate, just reading that shyt makes my dikk hurt no homo.




On the cool what type of shyt can you get from dome without a hat besides herpes?
 

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Chlamydia, trich.

:to:

Was pissing razor blades and a itchy dikk.

Was embarrassed to go to the clinic so I was trying like cranberry juice then I said bun it. Got some qtip thing inserted in my dikk :to:.
Tests came back positive. Got some big ass pill to take next time I peed it was heaven.

That's what I deserved for being a man whore at that time

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Same here, breh.

The chick I got it from was such a ho, too! First girl to ever swallow my dikk whole :ooh:

Not to mention, she let me fukk her in the ass and we had just met earlier that day :lolbron:


Now that I think about it...I kinda miss her :guilty:



Oh, and I found out later that the doctor didn't really have to do the q-tip in the peehole thing. He was just being :demonic: to convince you to wear a condom next time :what:
 

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Same here, breh.

The chick I got it from was such a ho, too! First girl to ever swallow my dikk whole :ooh:

Not to mention, she let me fukk her in the ass and we had just met earlier that day :lolbron:


Now that I think about it...I kinda miss her :guilty:



Oh, and I found out later that the doctor didn't really have to do the q-tip in the peehole thing. He was just being :demonic: to convince you to wear a condom next time :what:

You fukked her in the ass(I'm assuming no rubber):mindblown: Doc should have shoved an ice pick in your dikk
 
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