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shyt I wasn't embarrassed at all. I was willing to do any damn thing to get that burning sensation to go away. I literally ran up in the office and told the nurse look I got burned and this shyt stings. Gimme a pill or something. She just started laughing, made me fill out the paperwork and they got me squared away. That q-tip might have been the worst pain I ever felt in my life. The crazy part is that the chick who burned me is prolly the baddest chick I ever smashed. :snoop:

same shyt happened to my college roommate. dude hit this broad that was clean as hell, and got burnt the exact same say.
 

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Me and this dude at work were talking about stds. I asked him if he ever had one and he said "naw..... well just crabs twice by the same dirty white girl" :wtf:
 

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I'm sayin. the threadstarter just poured jelly on himself.

How so? Before then I didn't because I usually got head from my girl who I trust:ld: I guess that carried on to college with random sluts.

you do know a UTI isn't an STD :aicmon:

Technically, you can get UTI from intercourse even though its not considered an STD. :rudy:Hence why i said almost because if that bytch had the clap or gonoreeah I would have contracted it. My dikk didn't start burning from tight jeans
 

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The closest I came to having one was during my freshmen year of college. I was at a house party dancing with this chunky black chick and next thing I know she got on her knees and started simulating oral sex on me. I was like :gladbron: "you not just gonna tease me like this lets take this outside." Head with no rubber nikkas:steviej: So a few days later my dikk starts feeling a little irritation when I pissed. Not excruciating pain but enough to go :merchant: I planned to go to the clinic but the morning of the visit it stopped. :manny: Guess I lucked out. What about you brehs?

:skip:you got that clap still:scusthov:
 

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been burnt twice. crabs and chlamydia.

my ho ass ex from high school got me with teh crabs.
2nd time was this really educated cute girl who had no symptoms but didn't have health care (broke and fresh out of college) so she never got it checked.

I got that teflon coated dikk, monogamous and practicing celibacy now :whew:

:rudy:

no need to lie. u just dont get tested. :manny:
 
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