Come Post Your Realistic Lakerfan Trade Scenarios

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Derron Williams (signed as free agent)

Kobe

Lebron (traded for Gasol, Ebanks, and Sessions)

Dirk (traded for Bynum and Blake)

Scientifically-restored to life prime Wilt Chamberlain

Mitch gon make it happen!

 

[Bilz]

all this thread is missing is Bliz too complete the trio of Laker stans

You've got a bus to catch. It's a lot bigger than the ones you're probably used to riding in.

http://www.the-coli.com/coliseum/6133-kobestan-bandwagon-one-way-ticket-home-thread.html

 

[ROFL_GUY]

josh smith + hinrich for PAU

salaries match up...

we get younger/faster/better on D

and this will create the proper floor spacing for bynum to operate due to smith's outside shooting abilities

smith avg 19\10 and is 10x the defender PAU is... with mike browns offense it pushed gasol to far on the perimiter to be effective... smith would THRIVE in the same position


ATL would do the deal it makes them better... it works for both sides

 

[PTBG]

josh smith + hinrich for PAU

salaries match up...

we get younger/faster/better on D

and this will create the proper floor spacing for bynum to operate due to smith's outside shooting abilities

 

[ROFL_GUY]

hell we can even snag McGrady from the Hawks.. we need a scorer off the bench and Tracy makes less than a mil a year

 

[ROFL_GUY]

he has range..

you dont know shyt..

obviously

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Delete

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

So its the lakers off season and you still trying to garner attention with Laker related threads. Post this in the off season thread when it is over. Mods lock this trolling shyt up. O yeah

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You've been an emotional wreck your entire time here in The Coli. Take a step back and reevaluate your life, breh.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Prof stole the idea from me though. I was the first to mock Lakers fans with their fantastical lineups. ProjectCOVO.com Global Forum - View Single Post - Lakers haters you do realize the gloves are off now don't you?

People ran with it after that.

, I first noticed Laker fans posting ridiculous trade scenarios since like 2006, and Laker fans I know in real life been doing it forever. That's why when the Pau trade happened it was like a dream come true for them. Then they went into overdrive thinking any thing they can pull off in 2K should be fair game

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

, I first noticed Laker fans posting ridiculous trade scenarios since like 2006, and Laker fans I know in real life been doing it forever. That's why when the Pau trade happened it was like a dream come true for them. Then they went into overdrive thinking any thing they can pull off in 2K should be fair game

Yeah you right...my bad. I had to check the dates. I remember I started making up parody Lakers rosters, but apparently you did it before me.

 

[PTBG]

Bynum or Pau & Bynum for Anthony Davis
Pau for Zach Randolph
Metta World Peace and cash considerations for Rudy Gay
World PEace and Sessions for Iggy, Evan Turner, & Lou Williams
Pau for Dirk
Do ones of these Mitch! lol

 

[ROFL_GUY]

Bynum or Pau & Bynum for Anthony Davis
Pau for Zach Randolph
Metta World Peace and cash considerations for Rudy Gay
World PEace and Sessions for Iggy, Evan Turner, & Lou Williams
Pau for Dirk
Do ones of these Mitch! lol

hell no!

all of those trades are trash

rudy gay and kobe on the same team? ROFL

only decent trade is for randolph... but we can get a better player than zach for PAU

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Yeah you right...my bad. I had to check the dates. I remember I started making up parody Lakers rosters, but apparently you did it before me.

I mean, Im sure its a common thing to laugh at. If you've ever been to that wasteland RealGM, they're on a whole other level. Also dudes calling into sports talk radio stations with trade scenarios HAVE to be trolling

 

[Premeditated]

lol @ op disabling his reputation box. You would be seeing red dots all day.

 

[Midwest]

lol @ op disabling his reputation box. You would be seeing red dots all day.