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Yuffie butter!
It was just a joke. And what is Asian? Lol...Russian, Chinese, Indian, etc.
Comedy Battle: Only the Fit will Survive!
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TheFemalePerspective
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It's none of your GOTDAMN business! But carry on thinking you can speak to me like this. My father is a lawyer and I swear to God, I will track your IP and show the Police, the crude messages you've been sending to a minor, after I've told you repeatedly to stop.
TheFemalePerspective
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It's my right to post somewhere without the fear of being virtually sexually harassed!
no.
girls just wanna have funds
Are these jokes that are meant to be part of the thread?
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Yuffie butter!
Best joke ever.
*knock...knock*
*who's there?*
*a female!*
*wrong door...the kitchen is in the back*
*who's there?*
*a female!*
*wrong door...the kitchen is in the back*
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During the Reign of Terror of the French Revolution, one morning's executions began with three men: a rabbi, a Catholic priest, and an atheist.
The rabbi was marched up onto the platform first. There, facing the guillotine, he was asked if he had any last words. And the rabbi cried out, "I believe in the one and only true God, and He shall save me." The executioner then positioned the rabbi below the blade, set the block above his neck, and pulled the cord to set the terrible instrument in motion. The heavy cleaver plunged downward, searing the air. But then, abruptly, it stopped with a crack just a few inches above the would-be victim's neck. To which the rabbi said, "I told you so."
"It's a miracle!" gasped the crowd. And the executioner had to agree, letting the rabbi go.
Next in line was the priest. Asked for his final words, he declared, "I believe in Jesus Christ the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost who will rescue me in my hour of need." The executioner then positioned this man beneath the blade. And he pulled the cord. Again the blade flew downward thump! creak! ...stopping just short of its mark once more.
"Another miracle!" sighed the disappointed crowd. And the executioner for the second time had no choice but to let the condemned go free.
Now it was the atheist's turn. "What final words have you to say?" he was asked. But the atheist didn't hear. Staring intently at the ominous engine of death, he seemed lost. Not until the executioner poked him in the ribs and the question was asked again did he reply.
"Oh, I see your problem," the atheist said pointing. "You've got a blockage in the gear assembly, right there!"
The rabbi was marched up onto the platform first. There, facing the guillotine, he was asked if he had any last words. And the rabbi cried out, "I believe in the one and only true God, and He shall save me." The executioner then positioned the rabbi below the blade, set the block above his neck, and pulled the cord to set the terrible instrument in motion. The heavy cleaver plunged downward, searing the air. But then, abruptly, it stopped with a crack just a few inches above the would-be victim's neck. To which the rabbi said, "I told you so."
"It's a miracle!" gasped the crowd. And the executioner had to agree, letting the rabbi go.
Next in line was the priest. Asked for his final words, he declared, "I believe in Jesus Christ the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost who will rescue me in my hour of need." The executioner then positioned this man beneath the blade. And he pulled the cord. Again the blade flew downward thump! creak! ...stopping just short of its mark once more.
"Another miracle!" sighed the disappointed crowd. And the executioner for the second time had no choice but to let the condemned go free.
Now it was the atheist's turn. "What final words have you to say?" he was asked. But the atheist didn't hear. Staring intently at the ominous engine of death, he seemed lost. Not until the executioner poked him in the ribs and the question was asked again did he reply.
"Oh, I see your problem," the atheist said pointing. "You've got a blockage in the gear assembly, right there!"
All of this because people were saying you weren't funny in the other thread? 
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fukkyalifestyle
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u want to hear the best joke? ur life
Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
*L*E*G*A*C*Y*
Done.
Love and Relationships in 2014.
Now that's comedy.
Now that's comedy.