Common traps at the workplace

[Big Boss]

If you care about your job, don't get involved with anybody at work just don't

Also, I'd avoid talking politics at all in the workplace. You're better off just telling people you'd rather not get into that at work.

Facts

 

[Mega]

Never tell anyone about any ventures you have outside the workplace

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

The touchy feely shiit

 

[Oatmeal]

Dudes still do that after high school?

YES! I be lightweight upset cause I keep it all the way professional and don't be getting no hugs

Spoiler

If I do get one I ALWAYS let the woman initiate

 

[Redwood]

nikkas tried to rope me in a discussion about trannies and tax dollars last week.

They do it on here too though

 

[Givethanks]

Where do you all work at

 

[Peak]

Don't let women know to much about you especially basic shyt like favorite foods. If they like you, you will suddenly find plastic containers full of your favorite shyt by your workspace. Not worth the hassle.

 

[Ohene]

Doing them anonymous surveys.

I actually fcked up here

 

[Fill Collins]

Where do you all work at

Next to Dilbert's cubicle

 

[Rn.]

Leave as much of a paper trail as you can. Email and text as much as possible.

 

[3:30]

Don't be mister......

"Where my hug at?"

This is like the worse nikka ever now

 

[WIA20XX]

If you're trying to move up as a black person, you really got to take a whole lot of damn initiative in the job itself, but also around the job.

And even then, someone else might be a better "fit".

 

[Evil genius Jay]

If you care about your job, don't get involved with anybody at work just don't

Also, I'd avoid talking politics at all in the workplace. You're better off just telling people you'd rather not get into that at work.

Religious and Politics

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Do not accept work colleagues as friends on social media especially if you post your life outside work.

I know people who called in sick to go to festivals, events etc and been snitched on by their so called 'work friend'.

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

Trust no one

Never show your hand

When you want something…ask once & come correct. If you don’t receive it look elsewhere immediately

Look for another job when you’re happy…not unhappy

Never engage a subordinate at their level when confrontation arises. You’re the boss for a reason