Compare your work self to a nba player

[Stuntone]

Looks nice and cleancut, looks the part very well
I have 10 years of unfilled potential
Gets paid well
Can't lead my team
Please don't count on me when the team needs saving


















Joe Muthafukkin Johnson!!!!

 

[Crack Daniels]

Rasheed Wallace (minus the temper). All the potential to be great, sometimes would rather do just enough to be good

 

[keond]

Corey maggete.

Looks like I should be a absolute monster, I even put up some good numbers, but at the end of the day it's nothing but meaningless stats that lead nowhere

 

[str8up]

The white pg who has a high iq for the job and flies under the radar but doesn't get his recognition

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

Dennis Rodman. People hate me but they can't deny my talent and passion.

#worm

 

[Tony D'Amato]

I count my sick days more than I count my money. I feel something now, might keep me out friday or monday, haven't quite decided

 

[904Lurker]

Pablo Sandoval ....got my contract and mailed it in almost too much

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Pablo Sandoval ....got my contract and mailed it in almost too much

We're talking basketball breh

 

[bangbreh]

Edit: thought this was an actual player comparison. Work self, whoever the biggest heistman in the association is

If you were in the NFL you'd be Matt Flynn
I hope you produce better than him

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

Steve Blake, I stay moving from assignment to assignment.

 

[King Poetic]

Shaq

Lazy as fukk during days when the business is slow, but when it comes down to getting numbers during the peak periods and the company need me to come through i put up big numbers.....

 

[BaldingSoHard]

I count my sick days more than I count my money. I feel something now, might keep me out friday or monday, haven't quite decided

Monday is a holiday, so that decision is an easy one.

Also, dikks.

 

[Techniec]

Jordan on Bulls

Im legit the best employee bar none

Allahs been good

 

[BlackAchilles]

I'm muscle/enforcer where I'm at so I guess Charles Oakley

 

[Easy-E]

Has a passion from the game, just not alot of IQ.

Coaches overlook the media criticism and have a high value him.

No range outside of the paint (doesnt think about work outside the "game")

? Help me brehs

I got talent but sometimes my passion for the work disappears. I zone out a lot and am in my own world. I don't work on my craft that much, I don't try extra hard, I just come in and coast into a good performance. But when I'm motivated I can be one of the best there is.

I can't think of a player to compare myself to tho. I wanna say JR but I'm not that boneheaded....wait Yea I do a lot of dumb careless shyt at work. I guess I am JR

*drafts @portcityplaya to Fantasy team*