This shyt had me dying . No homo, but where val dikk at?
Dude just be at the urinals dikk gazing? Not even peeing, just checking out other dude's dikks or what?
Completely random moments that had you :dead:
- Thread starter BlackAchilles
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This shyt had me dying . No homo, but where val dikk at?
Dude just be at the urinals dikk gazing? Not even peeing, just checking out other dude's dikks or what?
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- Ahmed Johnson bursting out of the 2 doors for the entrance setup at King of the King.....completely knocking over both Hardy Boyz back when they were unknown jobbers
- During Cena's secret recording of Vickie Guerrero cheating on Edge with Big Show, Vickie smacked Big Show on his ass and let out a quick, loud moan….and Show left the room afterwards with theface. That shyt was the perfect underhand ass smack, too….that shyt you give to your girl after y'all had a good smash and she gets up from the bed.....
- Another time, after Vickie sees Triple H's secret footage of Edge cheating on her with Alicia Fox….she's in the ring staring daggers at Edge, and you could see dude was trying his absolute hardest not to laugh before she attacked him
HomieSoprano
Whattaya hear, whattaya say?
Drunk Dusty Rhodes, daddeh
When Booker T attacked Vince during the Invasion angle:
at Vince selling of being kneed in the gut
at Vince being in poor position to take the Scissors Kick
how Booker T dipped out of the ring and grabbed his suit coat too
especially at JR yelling at the end "VINCE MCMAHON, THE LEGACY HAS BEEN TRAMPLED TONIGHT"
JR was so great at closing the show when heel get over
EDIT: I forgot how Vince rolled out the way of the Spinaroonie
at Vince selling of being kneed in the gut at Vince being in poor position to take the Scissors Kick how Booker T dipped out of the ring and grabbed his suit coat tooespecially
at JR yelling at the end "VINCE MCMAHON, THE LEGACY HAS BEEN TRAMPLED TONIGHT" JR was so great at closing the show when heel get overEDIT: I forgot
how Vince rolled out the way of the Spinaroonie
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I'm Billy FUCO!!
Banned
around 5:10 Cynthia Lynch
She's actually in the wikipedia list of WWE Hardcore champions as 'Godfather's Ho'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_WWE_Hardcore_Champions
She has her own wiki page.....got the Hardcore title as part of her accomplishments....She's Al Snow's wife, too
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynthia_Lynch
She's actually in the wikipedia list of WWE Hardcore champions as 'Godfather's Ho'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_WWE_Hardcore_Champions
She has her own wiki page.....got the Hardcore title as part of her accomplishments....She's Al Snow's wife, too
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynthia_Lynch
I skipped over that part.
Project Downtime
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She's actually in the wikipedia list of WWE Hardcore champions as 'Godfather's Ho'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_WWE_Hardcore_Champions
She has her own wiki page.....got the Hardcore title as part of her accomplishments....She's Al Snow's wife, too
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynthia_Lynch
FUN FACT: Big Show's second wife was also a Godfather Ho
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I'm Billy FUCO!!
Banned
Man....I'm trying my hardest to remember legit, short random moments that weren't part of a whole comedic segment that you were SUPPOSED to laugh at (or the already often-mentioned ones, like Edge and Christian playing kazoos, or Goldust/Booker T segments)....but they're slowly coming to me.....
- Triple H doing a gay-ass tag to Kurt Angle, to mock him
- Bret Hart calls out Goldberg, then Goldberg comes out and spears him....but after they land, neither of them move for a long-ass time because the spear itself knocks out Bret, while Goldberg gets hurt from the steel plate that Bret has hidden underneath his shirt. What caused me to crack up was how fukkin' gay they looked laying on the ground together, before Bret got up....the close-up to Bret's face with his eyes closed, mouth open and with Goldberg between his legs....
- JBL coming out to the ring with Orlando Jordan, the night after being injured from fighting the Undertaker....dude was wearing this crazy-looking neck brace, that had this piece that extended over his head, and he had to wear his cowboy hat on top of it and the hat looked like it was hovering over his head
- JBL doing a promo, angrily telling Eddie Guerrero, Booker T and the Undertaker that he wasn't defending his title against any of them.....at one point, JBL yelled some shyt like "How many times do I have to tell all of you, you're not getting a title shot! I gotta say it in Spanish, I gotta say it in hip hop, I gotta say it in monster".....
- JBL suddenly jumping in and yelling "SHUT UP!!" to Cole outta nowhere, while Cole and King Booker were talking to each other on commentary
- Owen Hart falling down live on PPV..........OF COURSE I'm not talking about Over The Edge. I mean the Royal Rumble when he ran up the ramp chasing after someone (I forget who, or which year it was)....and just as he reaches the entrance way at the top of the ramp, you could see him trip and fall through it, and disappear. Lawler laughed his ass off at that shyt, as did I
- During a few of Chris Masters' entrances, Lawler and Coach would tell JR to hush up so they could watch the entrance in peace.....then every time the pyro hit as Masters started flexing, they'd both let out satisfied noises like
and be fawning over Masters. One night in particular, JR straight-up asked them if they needed to go outside and light a cigarette.......
- During the Austin/Tyson brawl.....after Austin gets dragged outside the ring, and Vince is yelling at him from inside the ring talkin' about "YOU RUINED IT!! DAMMIT YOU RUINED IT!!"......
- This moment from a segment where HBK was accused of sexually harassing Bulldog's wife. The look on her face when HBK told her "don't flatter yourself".....and Bulldog's reaction to HBK's "who wears the pants" comment....both got a laugh outta me at the time
- During a DX promo the Boogeyman comes out, does his full creepy entrance and all that.....when they ask him what he's doing there, he says "I'm the BOOGEYMAN!! AND I'M COMING TO...........see if I can join DX?
" and they let him be a member for that night ...at 1:05 in the video
- Snitsky punting the 'baby' into the crowd.....what cracked me up wasn't the fact that he kicked it, but the fact that some nikka actually caught that shyt near the front row like a foul ball
- Triple H doing a gay-ass tag to Kurt Angle, to mock him
- Bret Hart calls out Goldberg, then Goldberg comes out and spears him....but after they land, neither of them move for a long-ass time because the spear itself knocks out Bret, while Goldberg gets hurt from the steel plate that Bret has hidden underneath his shirt. What caused me to crack up was how fukkin' gay they looked laying on the ground together, before Bret got up....the close-up to Bret's face with his eyes closed, mouth open and with Goldberg between his legs....
- JBL coming out to the ring with Orlando Jordan, the night after being injured from fighting the Undertaker....dude was wearing this crazy-looking neck brace, that had this piece that extended over his head, and he had to wear his cowboy hat on top of it and the hat looked like it was hovering over his head
- JBL doing a promo, angrily telling Eddie Guerrero, Booker T and the Undertaker that he wasn't defending his title against any of them.....at one point, JBL yelled some shyt like "How many times do I have to tell all of you, you're not getting a title shot! I gotta say it in Spanish, I gotta say it in hip hop, I gotta say it in monster".....
- JBL suddenly jumping in and yelling "SHUT UP!!" to Cole outta nowhere, while Cole and King Booker were talking to each other on commentary
- Owen Hart falling down live on PPV..........OF COURSE I'm not talking about Over The Edge. I mean the Royal Rumble when he ran up the ramp chasing after someone (I forget who, or which year it was)....and just as he reaches the entrance way at the top of the ramp, you could see him trip and fall through it, and disappear. Lawler laughed his ass off at that shyt, as did I
- During a few of Chris Masters' entrances, Lawler and Coach would tell JR to hush up so they could watch the entrance in peace.....then every time the pyro hit as Masters started flexing, they'd both let out satisfied noises like
and be fawning over Masters. One night in particular, JR straight-up asked them if they needed to go outside and light a cigarette.......- During the Austin/Tyson brawl.....after Austin gets dragged outside the ring, and Vince is yelling at him from inside the ring talkin' about "YOU RUINED IT!! DAMMIT YOU RUINED IT!!"......
- This moment from a segment where HBK was accused of sexually harassing Bulldog's wife. The look on her face when HBK told her "don't flatter yourself".....and Bulldog's reaction to HBK's "who wears the pants" comment....both got a laugh outta me at the time
- During a DX promo the Boogeyman comes out, does his full creepy entrance and all that.....when they ask him what he's doing there, he says "I'm the BOOGEYMAN!! AND I'M COMING TO...........see if I can join DX?
" and they let him be a member for that night ...at 1:05 in the video- Snitsky punting the 'baby' into the crowd.....what cracked me up wasn't the fact that he kicked it, but the fact that some nikka actually caught that shyt near the front row like a foul ball
Riley Escobar
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Ironic that Rey broke the shelf when these days all he is is on it