Compulsive Liars

[Vagina Thief]

. We all know that one person that is always coming up with the biggest .

I know this one spoiled Italian CAC that swears he's Jay Z's best friend.

told me yesterday " Yeah bro I was at the 40-40 on sat with Jay-z and Jcole."

The other day he said he ghost produced WTT
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[Ricky Church]

word?

 

[DreadHead P]

i once had a dude tell me the kicker on his hs football team kicked 90+ yard field goals on the regular

 

[Ohnoits]

I knew one of those kids in middle school...but adults???

 

[intruder]

When i was 14 this dude told me his uncle's car was like Kitt from KnightRider.

 

[cleanface coney]

nikka had a 30 minute convo wit me about how these nikkas be broke nowadays

lol asked me for 2 loose newports in the process


lol

 

[marcuz]

i only know one dude like that but i'm starting to think he's crazy

use to just be ducktales about women he fukked, nikkas he killed, and money he made. dude swears he's allergic to beans, soy, fish and chocolate. so i finally had enough of his nonsense and invited him over to have and gave him food prepared with soybean oil and fish oil.

then he drank one of those gatorade packs that contains soybean also. after a day, hit him up, asked him how he was feelin. told me he was straight, then i told him everything he had the day before contained shyt he claimed he was allergic to.

dude basically just hit me with one of these and said oh

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

My homie freshman year in college had the best . Once he started telling a story nikkas would just gather around, knowing it was but it was always so entertaining. That nikka used to put every gangsta rapper to shame on the regular.

 

[Singh]

I fukking hate them pathological liars.

The first thing that comes out of their fukking mouths is a

Those are the first motherfukkers that get tossed in the bushes when I meet new folks.

Dudes and bytches do it 2, it ain't gender based.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Have you ever had a friend believe his own lie and forget that he told you the truth. You be like *nah bruh, i thought you said, da dun da dun, friend*

"o my bad"

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

nikka had a 30 minute convo wit me about how these nikkas be broke nowadays

lol asked me for 2 loose newports in the process


lol

he was plannin on them looseys the whole time

 

[Mr. Somebody]

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[Roberto Dinero]

I knew one of those kids in middle school...but adults???

Same here. I don't know any adults like that. When I was a kid I knew a few kids that lied all the time like that. I ain't gonna lie, I used tell some ducktales myself as a kid but I stopped lying about stupid sh!t once I hit 13 or 14.

Last guy I met that was like that was a few years ago. I was doing this little DJ course on evenings once a week for people with mental health issues. Since I could spin a little they told me to teach others and all that, it wasn't official, just like a little helping the community and sh!t.

Anyway, there was this kid there and he said he was Naomi Campbell's cousin. So we used to hang out a little and he told me how he used to sell rocks and drive a Bentley and all that. I believed him at 1st but then his stories got more and more outrageous.

The moment I realized the guy was completely full of sh!t, it was like 8pm or so and we were gonna get on the bus to go home. He dips for a minute into an alley cause he had to take a piss. He comes out saying how some girl blew him in there or something like that. In my mind I was like " riiiiiight, all this happened in the span of 2 or 3 minutes?" GTFOH!

The kid was all right but that's when I realized he was full of sh!t.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Same here. I don't know any adults like that. When I was a kid I knew a few kids that lied all the time like that. I ain't gonna lie, I used tell some ducktales myself as a kid but I stopped lying about stupid sh!t once I hit 13 or 14.

Last guy I met that was like that was a few years ago. I was doing this little DJ course on evenings once a week for people with mental health issues. Since I could spin a little they told me to teach others and all that, it wasn't official just like a little helping the community and sh!t.

Anyway, there was this kid there and he said he was Naomi Campbell's cousin. So we used to hang out a little and he told me how he used to sell rocks and drive a Bentley and all that. I believed him at 1st but then his stories got more and more outrageous.

The moment I realized the guy was completely full of sh!t, it was like 8pm or so and we were gonna get on the bus to go home. He dips for a minute into an alley cause he had to take a piss. He comes out saying how some girl blew him in there or something like that. In my mind I was like " riiiiiight, all this happened in the span of 2 or 3 minutes?" GTFOH!

The kid was all right but that's when I realized he was full of sh!t.

You listen to rap music though, friend.

 

[Roberto Dinero]

You listen to rap music though, friend.

Yeah so? U mean how rappers tell ducktales all the time? At least they tell them to a beat I can bob my head to in an interesting way, friend.