Compulsive Liars

[Mr. Somebody]

Yeah so? U mean how rappers tell ducktales all the time? At least they tell them to a beat I can bob my head to in an interesting way, friend.

The point i was making is, you know alot of adult liars and love their lies to the point where if they told you the truth you probably wouldnt be as entertained.

Its so demonic, friend.

 

[Roberto Dinero]

The point i was making is, you know alot of adult liars and love their lies to the point where if they told you the truth you probably wouldnt be as entertained.

Its so demonic, friend.

Well, I just look at it as entertainment. I don't really give a f*ck about their lives, I got my own problems to worry about.

Like 50 said some rappers escape reality when they rhyme. I don't give a sh!t about their reality. Whether they're making stuff up or telling the truth. I'm not a teenager hanging on every word a rapper says.

 

[unit321]

I got a sister-in-law who lies to cover up crap. She makes all these stupid decisions in life and then when the crap hits the fan, she has to cover stuff up. It's a total joke.

 

[Vagina Thief]

Have you ever had a friend believe his own lie and forget that he told you the truth. You be like *nah bruh, i thought you said, da dun da dun, friend*

"o my bad"

. Works every time.
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[Mr. Somebody]

. Works every time.
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Explain.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

The most annoying lie is when guys always happen to hook up with the "hottest bytches ever" just on the nights where you happen to not be hanging out with them on a given night.

"Oh, for real? You hooked up with Miss Tropicana from Brazil the one night you and I happened to not hang out, while I also happen to see you strike out miserably every other night we chill? Fuuuuuck!"

 

[Vagina Thief]

Explain.

Everytime they hit you with the . Tell them their lie a diff way. Change a few details and they'll agree. 70 percent of the time it works every time.
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[BrothaZay]

When I moved out here some nikka told me he was from watts and used to sell bricks thru south central

Then told me he was eazy e and TIs cousin.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Everytime they hit you with the . Tell them their lie a diff way. Change a few details and they'll agree. 70 percent of the time it works every time.
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embarrassing. The worst part is when they tell you a and then you reguritate a that is nothing close to anything they ever said, and they agree. I be sitting there as a friend like.

Some of my more clever friends just say "that was a while ago, i dont remember."

 

[Wildin]

my homie used to just want to be 'that nikka' so he would lie on the regular. i remember we went to the mall back in the day, me and homie told him we were gonna go holla at his aunt or some shyt, we left him in jcpennys and we got far enough away that we could see him just lookin at clothes for like 20 mins, then we went and caught up to him and was like sorry we took so long did you find anything, he was like nah me and this girl started choppin it up for a minute, i gave her my number she might try to kick it with me this week...we were like was it that fine ass latina with the red pants...he made up some story about who it was but she had 'left' so we couldnt see her.

one of my old homies who used to stretch the truth quite a bit like he would have $20 and tell you he had $25 had no tolerance for liars at all. Would bust you out for the smallest lie. This one girl was tryin to fit in during class one day and people were talkin about bands and music they like and for everyone someone named she was like "I love them, I like them, I have their album, etc." So this fool started naming shyt like old 80's and 70's bands then he said "The Jujubees?" she was like yea I stole one of their records from my dad. He was like no you didnt I just made them up.

She started stuttering and stammering and it just got very quiet, like a cold quiet. In my mind i was like 'dog, why you gotta bust her out in front of the entire class and the teacher'. He didnt like that shyt tho.

 

[Roberto Dinero]

my homie used to just want to be 'that nikka' so he would lie on the regular. i remember we went to the mall back in the day, me and homie told him we were gonna go holla at his aunt or some shyt, we left him in jcpennys and we got far enough away that we could see him just lookin at clothes for like 20 mins, then we went and caught up to him and was like sorry we took so long did you find anything, he was like nah me and this girl started choppin it up for a minute, i gave her my number she might try to kick it with me this week...we were like was it that fine ass latina with the red pants...he made up some story about who it was but she had 'left' so we couldnt see her.

one of my old homies who used to stretch the truth quite a bit like he would have $20 and tell you he had $25 had no tolerance for liars at all. Would bust you out for the smallest lie. This one girl was tryin to fit in during class one day and people were talkin about bands and music they like and for everyone someone named she was like "I love them, I like them, I have their album, etc." So this fool started naming shyt like old 80's and 70's bands then he said "The Jujubees?" she was like yea I stole one of their records from my dad. He was like no you didnt I just made them up.

She started stuttering and stammering and it just got very quiet, like a cold quiet. In my mind i was like 'dog, why you gotta bust her out in front of the entire class and the teacher'. He didnt like that shyt tho.

I had a similar situation with this girl back in high school. Me and some friends were chilling in the courtyard with a little stereo and we were bumping Xzibit's Restless album that had just came out.

She came in and she was like oh I love this track I used to listen to it all the time last summer!

I just gave her the face and I was like "This album just came out, you idiot!" She was embarrassed, she left after that

 

[tonyclifton]

man the worst is when you have a friend that tells all the time but includes you in it. sitting there all and uncomfortable while hes acting like me and him were on some crazy shyt.


remember one time this kid pulled up on us and hit my friend in the head with a flashlight. cracked his head open so i punched him in the face like 2 times and they sped off. went to my house and snorted a couple lines


3 hours later we are at a party and hes sitting there.


MMMAAAAAN THERE WAS LIKE 5 DUDES AND THEY ALL GANGED UP ON ME AND fukkED ME UP. THEN (ME) COMES IN AND BEATS THE shyt OUT OF ALL THE THEM shyt WAS INSANE WE CHASED THEM AROUND FOR A WHILE AND WHATNOT THEN WENT HOME AND SNORTED LIKE 2 BALLS OF YAY

the whole time im sitting there uncomfortable as hell like dude not even half of that happened.


dude used to do it all the time. one time i called him out on it and he pretended like he didnt know what i was talking about. i hit him with the and walked away.

 

[SubLyminalz]

I gotta homeboy like thks that lies on his meat, nikka always claiming to smash dimes but all I ever seen him with was fat white girls, his bm is build like precious


he knows how to do work on cars so me and my other homie went to his crib to get his cd player put in and this fat white bytch gets out the car with her kid and grabbed his stroller and came over and started conversating with us like she knew us for years

me and my othed homie just kept looking at him with the face

 

[ugksam]

when a guy was talking about his family reunion he told me "yeah we have some famous celebrities in our family." i was like "oh really who?" he told me he was related to "Master P and Romeo" I was like cool they gonna be at your reunion ? he said "Naw they don't like to come because family be takin pictures" he also told me he was related to several NFL players but when i asked who he couldn't even come up with any names.