Can't stand people who buy shyt and don't bother to research. I worked a photo kiosk for a year and people come in with new phones I have to learn how to use ON THE SPOT because they didn't. Im still using a slide phone by choice, so I don't know whats hot on the streets. Fukkers come to the area like "I need help." then it turns into me learning how to use their phone AND spending 30 minutes helping them on the easy to use (instructions all over the place) kiosk because everytime I walk away they fukk shyt up.
The ONLY and I mean ONLY saving grace of these technologically inept fukks are its easy money and it is an easy icebreaker with women when you can explain and demonstrate. I need folks to read the gotdamn protips before they buy stuff. My online gaming brehs knows that feeling.
"Hey, how do I turn on the flashlight?"
Mothafukka glossed over the guide and the picture with all the buttons mapped out. You know, the ones on top of the disk he had to use to install his shyt.

I know im taking this too far, but goddamn. My mom used to always buy shyt and ask me how to use it, when ive never touched it my damn self. I got a soft spot for this fukkery.