Computer Love to the next level?

[Thsnnor]

Florida Man Demands Right to Marry His Porn-Filled Apple Computer; Says If Gays Can Marry So Should He and Machine
By Leonardo Blair
May 8, 2014 | 4:24 pm


http://m.christianpost.com/news/flo...s-can-marry-so-should-he-and-machine--119406/

I'm sure Zapp & Rodger would do the facepalm smiley at this story. Didn't see it mentioned on here yet.

 

[skeetsinternal]

 

[concise]

ok

 

[MushroomX]

If she doesn't get her anti-virus scan once a day, there is a chance he could contract a STD called offline-dating. Not to mention if he decides to pull her plug and terminate her functions

 

[Rawtid]

Wow.

 

[Groanman]

"Could it be your face I see on my computer screen?"

Roger told us about this shyt years ago. But ain't nobody listened.

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

"A lawyer who once filed a lawsuit against Apple for not protecting him from porn demanded the right in another lawsuit filed in Florida in late April to get married to his porn-filled MacBook."

Now watch the coli homophobes co-sign this lunatic just because he lumped in his foolishness with gay marriage

 

[Renkz]

Is messing with computers and showers hot in the streets now

 

[Blankthawtz]

 

[MAKAVELI25]

"A lawyer who once filed a lawsuit against Apple for not protecting him from porn demanded the right in another lawsuit filed in Florida in late April to get married to his porn-filled MacBook."

Now watch the coli homophobes co-sign this lunatic just because he lumped in his foolishness with gay marriage

Exactly, and this is the worst part. People even try to be equate gay sex with pedophilia at times, shyt is ridiculous

 

[Ricky Church]

game on a hundred, thousand, trillion.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

posting this on my fb

 

[Mordith]

 

[tmonster]

why he got to tell us though?
and who was gonna stop him before gays could marry?:zfg:

 

[Pdiddy]

He should be marrying his hand,lol