Condoms UNAPPRECIATION thread [despite bein necessary they still suck :stopitslime:]

[beezy]

You're all caught up with this fine dime breezy; the situations hot and heavy. youre kissin up on that neck, one hand gropin on datass, one pullin on that hair.. you can tell you're bout to get up in them guts by the way shes breathin and grabbin up on the peen so you slide off them vickies, whip that thang out and bout to go in on that soakin wet coochie when she hits you with the
"do you have a condom?"
"oh yea.. rubber.. rigghtt.."
so you gotta go back and dig for one in your wallet/pants/drawer.. *tick-tock* gettin softer by the second..
open it up, go to put it on, woops, its backwards ah, here we go..
alright, where were we, let me stuff this half chub into you surprise, surprise, cant feel a damn thing but i gotta think about how hot this is so i can get it back up to 1hunna and beat the brakes off that puzzy *focus*

Spoiler

BONUS: You're puttin it down and you get tired of feelin like your fukkin the michellin man so you toss the condom in the bushes and go raw like aint even thinkin bout sexually transmitted dependents or gettin burned, them sweet sugar walls so good 9 months later, SIMMILLAACCC!!

 

[Mr210]

why not have the girl continue to suck you off while doing the condom prep, man i swear some of you are straight beginners

 

[shylittlekitten]

Really?

The first time I ever had sex the dude ran down the the corner with a hard on to buy some condoms just to fukk my virgin p*ssy. Really, you're just lazy.

 

[Sierra Mist]

Most of the men on this site can't attract women let alone have sex with dimes so they have nothing to worry about.

 

[Chris.B]

Condoms are cheaper than Child-support checks and STD test

 

[Super Ramon]

Really?

The first time I ever had sex the dude ran down the the corner with a hard on to buy some condoms just to fukk my virgin p*ssy. Really, you're just lazy.

 

[Da King]

I don't care if I'm going inside Beyonce's puss, if I got a condom it going to take me an hour to nut


my dikk too used to that skin to skin contact, my dikk need to be in that p*ssy juice

 

[blockburna420]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMeNTyO9lng"]Camron On Fire Tonight - YouTube[/ame]

 

[beezy]

Now im not condoning goin raw im just talkin bout them universal feels.. despite being necessary, they still suck.. i dont even need em anymore tbh my girl's on bc.

Spoiler

'cept for when im divin in somethin strange on the side

strap up niglets

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

I like being STD free & keeping my paychecks all to myself.

 

[Tres Leches]

brehs condoms aint all that bad... hitting a chick thats tight with a condom on >>>hitting a loose girl without a condom..



plus they can save you from some STDs

 

[havoc]

I had sex with no condoms a few time, but I will never push the "RAW without RUBBER" propaganda. Yes, it does feel good; on the other hand, it is best to be safe than feel sorry and be sick with a STD.

 

[Ohnoits]

Enjoy your AIDS friends. This one of the reasons why AIDS is so high in the Black community it's not worth it.

 

[shylittlekitten]

lol@the title edit. Take this as an L, my friend. People seem to like packaging their precious cargo.

 

[killacal]

Really?

The first time I ever had sex the dude ran down the the corner with a hard on to buy some condoms just to fukk my virgin p*ssy. Really, you're just lazy.

This reads like a fakkit pretending to be a chick :foh:


Thank me later

Feels like youre wearing nothing at all