First ex-Thanks for telling me you cheated because you lost your chance to take my V card..Within a month, I smashed that homegirl you were worried about and 4 other chicks before you. I dumped you after prom because your mother was a dope fiend and you shared similar characteristics.
**ex is currently a single mother of two on welfare. Currently ignores all likes, posts, and inboxes from her on social media**
2nd ex (first fiancee)-Yes, I was cheating like a madman from year 1-6. Aye, I was ballin, you was complainin and whining and tried so hard to demonize EVERYTHING in the world, you drove me to it. Strip clubs throwing 2 months worth of rent every other month, multiple women in a day, skipping working to smash and get loaded, you name it, I did it. I didn't want to marry you cause you were EXTREMELY insecure and in turn, you made everything you feared, come true.
**ex is currently a single mother of one yet in seemingly a healthy relationship...Her BD doesn't know but we smashed while she was pregnant..Raw...Left it in everytime...Just like old times. NOTE: Current BF is not her BD**
3rd ex-Same way you got em, same way you lose em. Cheated on you too. Your heavy handed, I'm too smart for all that playa ish, ultimately got your feelings hurt. I broke up with you on the day of your friend's wedding because I was still grieving my mother's death and I wasn't interested in relationship any more. I needed to be alone for once and deal with my new life. I probably would've wasted your time anyway.
**ex recently acquired her Master's degree in psychology. Recently engaged to an entrepreneur. Seems to be doing wonderfully**
4th ex-You cheating on me stung...Finally got my karma if you will. But then again, you've called and Facetimed me numerous times while other women where at the house cooking in the kitchen. When you moved to Dallas, I almost got head from your cousin but I'm thankful you told me she had herpes. You're a terrible family member for revealing that btw but good lookin out. I actually started courting my wife shortly after you told me you cheated. My son thanks you for your efforts.
**ex current status is unknown as all communication effectively ended 4 years ago**