Confess something to your ex

[SheWantTheD]

I was fukking her and 1 of her friends at the same time

Well, shyt that ain't even a confession. Cause my ex found out, we broke up and then me and her friend fukked around for a minute

I know, I know. But I was on my Mason Betha shyt back then

bruh that's Mase's name?!

 

[GreenGhxst]

is she the one you were talking about when you said you stuck your tongue in her butt and the tip of your tongue touched a piece of poop?

chocolate snowcone

I am ashamed to say as a man, I faked it a lot

nikka be like close your eyes ima nut and then spit on a bytch lol

Out here missing out on busting nuts and still staying in the relationships, I didn't know this was a rampant issue

 

[I love Latina women]

bruh that's Mase's name?!

Yeah

 

[SheWantTheD]

Yeah

 

[grandpianos]

i'm ended up smashing that girl i told you i hated and i'm in love with her but only started texting you again cuz she played me

 

[AlainLocke]

Out here missing out on busting nuts and still staying in the relationships, I didn't know this was a rampant issue

I like my bytches docile and wide eyed and innocent like Bambi


A lot of these bytches out here just make me with their attitude...and everything


And I gotta get in a demonic mood to be all satisified...

But then these bytches get scared...like "Why you gotta twist my arm so hard...it hurts..."

And my ass be like..."bytch you got a train ran on you last week....you don't deserve no respect..."

So I just do my best Lexington Steele impression and be all ...splash some water on they face


And go fukk some bytch off Fetlife that either lets me treat them like shyt or they got that Bambi energy and got daddy issues


Ima hit up this sex surrogate though...my shyt needs to get weaker or something...these sex surrogates be bad White bytches too

 

[Mac Brown]

We should've kept the baby

 

[SchrodingersStrapped!]

You still my son plehboy

 

[Black Cobain]

I hated you slightly more each time you kept playing that shytty Bauhaus song

 

[ball15life]

 

[42 Monks]

out here

everybody smashed her sister

everybody hit her best friend

everybody finessed her pockets on the way out

the lies people tell when they're hurt who hurt you coli?

 

[Banned Account12]

After seeing your sister thick ass, I was sad i chose you before her and I wanted to smash your step sister ugly ass on the low.

 

[MumbleSwordZ]

Even though we were perfect for each other, the timing wasn't right.......



















I dodged that bullet though

 

[DJSmooth]

I went through your old phone

I saw the nudes you took together with your old bf

I'm glad your new bf dumped your ass

I'm smashing your line sister now her p*ssy better than yours

 

[Arcavian]

You know your dog that you had for all those years before you got with me? I'm glad that when i let it out that one night it got hit by a car, i hated that little motherfukker