Confess your fatboy crimes

[Clay Puppington]

Couldn't find the other thread

Went to wedding over the weekend fresh off some pack - ate a big ass plate of food, took another plate home....
....didnt even make it home, demolished it in the car

In my defense you only get the good mac & cheese at west indian parties


Now confess

 

[ThisWorldAintRight]

Ate two big ass burritos today. Regretted it soon as I was finished.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I’m fat

my whole life a crime

 

[Dr. Acula]

Ate almost a full box of golden grahams in one sitting at one time

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

I'll live vicariously through y'all since I've been on a cut lately but around Christmas I ran through a sweet potato pie Thanksgiving was another story tho

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

I get up at night sometimes wanting some cookies, too lazy to bake though. So what I'll do is rip blocks of cookie dough off and eat it raw in bed, pause if necessary

 

[Sex Luthor]

I lift my belly up to give hoes 3 extra inches of dikk.... that's my go to move

 

[Devilinurear]

I ate crave case by myself

I am pretty proud about that.

 

[TEKBEATZ]

I can eat a box of cereal in one sitting

 

[RARI_Godwind]

I be eatin the whole thing of Oreos sht sometimes two

 

[Devilinurear]

I watch cooking channels more then I watch porn

 

[Dr. Acula]

I be eatin the whole thing of Oreos sht sometimes two

you must be shytting the blackest shyts

 

[mag357]

I get a number 1 from chik fila...sandwich, waffle fries and drink, with the polynesian sauce...

But I always gotta go get a large fries from McDonald's too, to go wit it...


Them fries are crack

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

I can neither confirm nor deny that I've eaten a whole pizza in one sitting. On multiple occasions .

 

[Doctor Wily]

I consider 1/2 a can of this shyt a meal for myself at least 4 times a year