Confess your fatboy crimes

[Mr. Negative]

I'm not fat. I'm like 5'11" 170? 180?

But I'll inhale a 12 piece from churches in like 2 sittings.

Cook and eat a whole chicken

like 10 wings at a time

 

[606onit]

cut a frozen pizza into 8s but ended eating em all

 

[livindajetlife]

Lmaooo I ate a whole digorno in like 30 minutes

 

[Cave Savage]

Sometimes when I get drunk late at night, I have no choice but to eat 7-11 food

 

[Givethanks]

I still hide cookies from my friends, and family.

My girl found a stash of gummy bears I've been saving.

 

[CookDat]

When the Popeyes chicken sandwich came back around I ordered 2 of em. Ended up with 3 somehow cus the dumbass cashier prolly heard 3. Said fukk it, went home and crushed all 3 of them bytches.

 

[Arithmetic]

I get up at night sometimes wanting some cookies, too lazy to bake though. So what I'll do is rip blocks of cookie dough off and eat it raw in bed, pause if necessary

This me

 

[Hater Eraser]

Crushed 2 big azz Chicken Pot Pies one sitting ..

Washed them down with 2 cokes ..

Finished 'em off w/ 2 big azz gooey Chocolate Chip Cookies .. and a cold azz Chocolate milk

 

[Arithmetic]

I get a number 1 from chik fila...sandwich, waffle fries and drink, with the polynesian sauce...

But I always gotta go get a large fries from McDonald's too, to go wit it...


Them fries are crack

At first I was like "what's the problem?" Then...

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

I get a number 1 from chik fila...sandwich, waffle fries and drink, with the polynesian sauce...

But I always gotta go get a large fries from McDonald's too, to go wit it...


Them fries are crack

 

[mag357]

At first I was like "what's the problem?" Then...

Lol..
It ain't that bad...
Ur gonna basically eat them McDonald's fries on the drive home

 

[whatthatthangsmelllike]

2 burritos back to back at the Mexican spot by the house. Another time 2 double doubles animal style everything fries included. Another time medium pizza with chicken and pepperoni and 12 piece of chicken wings

 

[⠀X ⠀]

I did a bang bang once. Never again

 

[Koapa]

JackNBox tacos with JacknBox sweet/sour sauce. Discovered this combination high AF in college and never turned back.

 

[Hoshi_Toshi]

I get up at night sometimes wanting some cookies, too lazy to bake though. So what I'll do is rip blocks of cookie dough off and eat it raw in bed, pause if necessary

Bruh so brutally honest with it