Confess your fatboy crimes

[The Special Man]

I remember around this time last year I got two Taco Bell party packs (12+12=24 tacos) just for me. and the delivery guy cracked a joke saying I was entertaining a party for one. That was the day I realized I don't want to be like this in my 30s

 

[MaxPain]

I got a burger the other day and dipped it/doused it in blue cheese

 

[sanityovar8ted]

I bought some Girl Scout cookies from my coworker last week and ate all the damn thin mints before I left the office

Mayneeeeeeeee say i just kilt a box layin here scrolling lol

 

[Clay Puppington]

And y’all got the nerve to jump on me and fat shame me

I was trolling like a fat Ass but u nikkas eating diabetes

This is a safe space for brothas to repent about that extra pizza slice & them 3 cookies even though you only wanted one but the extra two was like 40 cents or some bullshyt.

Who hurt you my brother?

 

[Luxury Tax]

I eat the pictures out of cookbooks

 

[SunZoo]

If I ever go to a burger spot that gives you fries in a little box, I don't emm pick them shyts out, I just turn it upside down and drink them into my mouth.

 

[SunZoo]

I eat the pictures out of cookbooks

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

I ATE TWO FULL STACKS OF PANCAKES AT IHOP ONCE. THAT POST PANCAKE CLARITY WAS BAD.

 

[GzUp]

Ate a dozen Krispie Cream lemon filled glazed donuts in college off a loud pack. Them joints was like chewing on air. Felt it the next few days.

That’s cheating.

 

[Doctor Wily]

I could eat 1 lb of crab legs with old bay by myself in less than a hour.

 

[A.V.]

If I ever go to a burger spot that gives you fries in a little box, I don't emm pick them shyts out, I just turn it upside down and drink them into my mouth.

Catch a French fry facial in public, brehs

 

[Ghpstface]

I ate crave case by myself

I am pretty proud about that.

 

[Clayton Endicott]

I can neither confirm nor deny that I've eaten a whole pizza in one sitting. On multiple occasions .

Yep. I can smash a whole pizza with ease

 

[YoungSimpson]

My favorite wing spot had half off wings. I usually order 12 so I said fukk it and ordered 12 and got the other 12 free. I told myself all the way home that I had enough food for the weekend. Shiiit I sat my fat ass there and ate every single one of the wings. The worst part about it is that my friends were going for happy hour. I called my order in before they got there to make sure I didn't run into them. When they called my phone I didn't even answer. I was too embarrassed because I ate 2 full styrofoam plates of wings and fries

 

[BrehWyatt]

Once in college I won a pancake eating contest at IHOP (they were doing all you can eat, impulse road trip with college friends). I did not eat a damn thing for at least 24 hours after the fact and I had NEVER felt so full in my life. Last time I was in actual pain from food.

The ride back hurt. Trying to sleep hurt. Never again

Beyond that ... all I'm going to say is that Little Debbie bytch has got to be putting actual crack in her Star Crunches.