Confess your fatboy crimes

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

When working in Chicago a few years back, I ordered a large deep dish from Lou Malnatis and attempted to eat it all.

That was a mistake...but so damn good.

Buying Edwards Turtle Pie from the frozen section. Shyt is so fattening but so damn good.

 

[smoove157]

I love to watch cooking stuff on tv/youtube.... and I love to stay up late... and I love to get super high


before I lived with my shorty, one night its like 3am, I'm watching this video of Matty Matheson frying this chicken. I hit Morton Williams, supermarket is open 24 hours.

its like 430 in the morning and I'm frying up 2 big packs of chicken. made a bag of these -

made a couple of different dipping sauces and ate both packs of chicken along with all the fries. fell asleep around 7am and slept till about 8pm.

those were the good old days brehs

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Sometimes I eat before I go out but if someone offers me food I will eat again no matter how full I am.

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Whenever I fix dinner for my fam.

I eat the extra portions, then make sure there's enough and even amount for everyone.

Think chicken wings, salmon croquettes etc.

No leftovers

I can eat a whole plate of spaghetti with bread on some homer simpson shyt, hour later, still hungry.

 

[BigMan]

Are a whole large dominos pizza with garlic knots that was supposed to be for me and my roommate

I sat at the table like damn I’m disgusted with myself

 

[BigMan]

When the Popeyes chicken sandwich came back around I ordered 2 of em. Ended up with 3 somehow cus the dumbass cashier prolly heard 3. Said fukk it, went home and crushed all 3 of them bytches.

I always order two chicken sandwiches from Popeyes







I ducking love Popeyes nikka

 

[Mastamimd]

I always order two chicken sandwiches from Popeyes







I ducking love Popeyes nikka

First time I went I did too...semi fatboy shyt I ate one and are the other in an hour. Was worth it

 

[Elle Seven]

Not really food, but I’m addicted to Fruit by the Foot fruit snacks.

I go through a box by myself in less than 30 minutes. Already went thru one tonight, and I did the same thing for the last two nights.

I go through periods where I love them and then eventually, I start to hate them.

When I take my kids to the store and they ask for them, I only say yes because I know when I buy them, I’m going to wait until they go to sleep and then I’m going to eat them in the middle of the night myself...I make the babies eat real fruit though

I’m almost 40 and too old to be doing this foolishness

 

[BrehWyatt]

Not really food, but I’m addicted to Fruit by the Foot fruit snacks.

I go through a box by myself in less than 30 minutes. Already went thru one tonight, and I did the same thing for the last two nights.

I go through periods where I love them and then eventually, I start to hate them.

When I take my kids to the store and they ask for them, I only say yes because I know when I buy them, I’m going to wait until they go to sleep and then I’m going to eat them in the middle of the night myself...I make the babies eat real fruit though

I’m almost 40 and too old to be doing this foolishness

Gushers for me.

 

[yakamein]

I get up at night sometimes wanting some cookies, too lazy to bake though. So what I'll do is rip blocks of cookie dough off and eat it raw in bed, pause if necessary

 

[Dr. Acula]

Gushers for me.

Don't give me a box of Mike and Ike's they won't be there for long.

 

[E R 11 C]

Gushers for me.

Strawberry Twizlers

 

[E R 11 C]

I swear, this thread be really having me realizing shyt about myself.

Realized this shyt last night...I eat while I cook dinner. Always taking tastes of the ingredients I'm prepping. Sometimes I take out chips and dip as an appetizer. Who put these White Claws in the fridge? fukk it, I'm drinkin one cause I'm carving soda.

 

[Chris Cool]

some of this shyt is embarrassing. 20 piece chicken nugget? A whole pizza? You nikkas 5?

 

[DropTopDoc]

What y'all eating for the Superbowl?

good question, def thinking wings, and also maybe a philly cheese steak some scrimp

I go to war at the chinese buffet.


Fried skrimps

Crab Legs

that cheese seafood casserole

sushi

crawfish

hot and sour soup.


I feel fukking cheated if I don't represent.

I love to watch cooking stuff on tv/youtube.... and I love to stay up late... and I love to get super high


before I lived with my shorty, one night its like 3am, I'm watching this video of Matty Matheson frying this chicken. I hit Morton Williams, supermarket is open 24 hours.

its like 430 in the morning and I'm frying up 2 big packs of chicken. made a bag of these -

made a couple of different dipping sauces and ate both packs of chicken along with all the fries. fell asleep around 7am and slept till about 8pm.

those were the good old days brehs

Late night chicken be clutch

Are a whole large dominos pizza with garlic knots that was supposed to be for me and my roommate

I sat at the table like damn I’m disgusted with myself

we all been there, don’t you quit though