Confess your fatboy crimes

[DropTopDoc]

I used to go to McDonald's and get a McDouble, fry and large Diet Coke on the way home from work...then eat dinner when I got home

I remember one time I got some Burger King on the way home......stopped at Chick Fil-A a few miles down the road and got some more food

Went to Chik-fil-a and got the spicy sandwich meal with a extra set of fries...was still hungry afterwards and went to a different one at the mall

Yoooo

Dropped some general tso carryout on my kitchen floor I had just got. Scrapped it up and ate it with quickness lol​

I understand

Had a salad for lunch
Salmon w/ veggies for dinner
Went out for drinks
Ordered wings and fries
Wings took too long. Ordered a whole pizza from a different spot
Ate both orders

Ghat damn

 

[Givethanks]

If I was a big Breh, I'd be the best big breh there was.

I'd be spitting hot grease, imagine being fat and not having bars

 

[DropTopDoc]

As long as I’m living this thread never lets me down and gives me a good laugh

 

[O.Red]

in the last 6 months or so, i've had this ice-cream thing. That butter-pecan, cookies & cream, or that butter finger kind be callin me. Been fukkin them pints up 2 or 3 times a week.

Nikka you gonna fukk around and gain 20lbs in two weeks you keep fukkin around

 

[Breh13]

Some of you eating enough for 10 humans.

Them fat cells working extra hard putting that shyt in storage they must think they’re preparing for long term starvation. THIS nikka AINT JOKING AROUND. 12hr shifts all this week!

 

[Why-Fi]

i be taking those little resers potato salad buckets to the head

 

[Regular Developer]

I was a skinny kid, but there was a morning where I had cake and Kool aid for breakfast before going to school.

 

[Shamayw_33]

Back when McDonalds had the real dollar menu. I used to get 6 double cheese burgers and 4 dollar fries several times a week.

Used to get the family size frozen Salisbury steaks, had about 6 steaks, and eat the whole thing with 5lbs of mashed potatoes.

Used to go to all you can eat buffets and eat a minimum of 7 fully loaded plates.

Used to get 2 dinners from the Chinese spot and eat them in one sitting.

Used to eat 2 Chipotle burritos in one sitting with chips and guac.

Used to get two orders of the fried calamari with fried broccoli and fried peppers from Red Lobster and eat it with several biscuits before they changed the recipe and removed the fried broccoli.

In one sitting, I ate 72 bone in wings because it was all you can eat. They almost kicked me out, but the people I was with got them to relax. They started bringing the wings out slower after that, but I kept eating.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Back when McDonalds had the real dollar menu. I used to get 6 double cheese burgers and 4 dollar fries several times a week.

Used to get the family size frozen Salisbury steaks, had about 6 steaks, and eat the whole thing with 5lbs of mashed potatoes.

Used to go to all you can eat buffets and eat a minimum of 7 fully loaded plates.

Used to get 2 dinners from the Chinese spot and eat them in one sitting.

Used to eat 2 Chipotle burritos in one sitting with chips and guac.

Used to get two orders of the fried calamari with fried broccoli and fried peppers from Red Lobster and eat it with several biscuits before they change the recipe and removed the friend broccoli.

In one sitting, I ate 72 bone in wings because it was all you can eat. They almost kicked me out, but the people I was with got them to relax. They started bringing the wings out slower after that, but I kept eating.

That's some real fat boy shyt.

 

[Calibrated]

Back when McDonalds had the real dollar menu. I used to get 6 double cheese burgers and 4 dollar fries several times a week.

Used to get the family size frozen Salisbury steaks, had about 6 steaks, and eat the whole thing with 5lbs of mashed potatoes.

Used to go to all you can eat buffets and eat a minimum of 7 fully loaded plates.

Used to get 2 dinners from the Chinese spot and eat them in one sitting.

Used to eat 2 Chipotle burritos in one sitting with chips and guac.

Used to get two orders of the fried calamari with fried broccoli and fried peppers from Red Lobster and eat it with several biscuits before they changed the recipe and removed the fried broccoli.

In one sitting, I ate 72 bone in wings because it was all you can eat. They almost kicked me out, but the people I was with got them to relax. They started bringing the wings out slower after that, but I kept eating.

"Impressive!"

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

When I buy burgers or tacos for takeout, I put extra cheese on them when I get home.

Also, getting the box of 10 White Castle sliders and eating them all myself.

And the last one is not me but it's a friend, but gotta include it. He bakes a large frozen pizza, then when it's done he puts Kraft singles all over the pizza, folds it in half and eats it in one sitting

 

[Koapa]

Whenever I get a drive-thru meal that comes with fries, I get an extra fry for the ride home.

 

[Dr. Acula]

Back when McDonalds had the real dollar menu. I used to get 6 double cheese burgers and 4 dollar fries several times a week.

Used to get the family size frozen Salisbury steaks, had about 6 steaks, and eat the whole thing with 5lbs of mashed potatoes.

Used to go to all you can eat buffets and eat a minimum of 7 fully loaded plates.

Used to get 2 dinners from the Chinese spot and eat them in one sitting.

Used to eat 2 Chipotle burritos in one sitting with chips and guac.

Used to get two orders of the fried calamari with fried broccoli and fried peppers from Red Lobster and eat it with several biscuits before they changed the recipe and removed the fried broccoli.

In one sitting, I ate 72 bone in wings because it was all you can eat. They almost kicked me out, but the people I was with got them to relax. They started bringing the wings out slower after that, but I kept eating.

This post made me fart.

 

[$cam-U-Well_Jack$on]

Despite da circumstances, funeral food be good as fukk.

 

[Second Chance Lance]

Was on a diet, did good all day, soon as the sun went down, drove to taco bell, and dam near ordered the whole menu. Finished it and was still hungry