Confess your fatboy crimes

[904Lurker]

The hours spent in Vegas buffets are my felonies.

 

[Ricky Fontaine]

Couldn't find the other thread

Went to wedding over the weekend fresh off some pack - ate a big ass plate of food, took another plate home....
....didnt even make it home, demolished it in the car

In my defense you only get the good mac & cheese at west indian parties


Now confess

Was with you until the bolded. You know that aint true bruh

 

[BrehWyatt]

That's how I feel about those damn strawberry shortcake rolls. I'd slide thru a box like it's nothing.

Breh

... Might have to make a Wal-Mart run later on

 

[Doctor Wily]

I stabbed a fat guy two weeks ago

 

[DropTopDoc]

Super bowl party when giants beat the Pats a 2nd time..2 boxes of pizza and damn near half of party order of popeyes chicken...the bowel movement was legendary lol

nikka probably legit shyt a brick

The hours spent in Vegas buffets are my felonies.

yoooo that Bally’s buffet when it’s breakfast and they transition to lunch

ok two more confessions, in college i used to order 2 double cheeseburgers from McDonald’s with tomato and Mac sauce and take the bottom bun off of both and combine them

i once made a sandwich on French bread with Mac and cheese French fries cheese steak and a burger

 

[downtheline]

Sometimes when I get drunk late at night, I have no choice but to eat 7-11 food

 

[downtheline]

That fruit is probably the fake wax stuff they have in model homes

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

Ate a 24 inch pizza

Was worth it tho

 

[Child_Of_God]

What size?

Large.

 

[Beer Drinker]

2 breasts, 2 wings, 3 biscuits.

Friday AND Saturday

Popeyes and then KFC

That KFC was horribad though. I don't know if it was a bad batch or what.



Edit: reading through, oh shyt we considering a whole digiorno fat man movements?? You can't reheat those. Gotta eat in one sitting. Don't let shoprite have them for $4.99

 

[livindajetlife]

2 breasts, 2 wings, 3 biscuits.

Friday AND Saturday

Popeyes and then KFC

That KFC was horribad though. I don't know if it was a bad batch or what.



Edit: reading through, oh shyt we considering a whole digiorno fat man movements?? You can't reheat those. Gotta eat in one sitting. Don't let shoprite have them for $4.99

Lol I be feelin fat .. my girl a eat a piece or two and say she full .. i eat the whole thing and lowkey be looking for a snack after sometimes

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

20 peace nugget large dry chocolate shake and large coke from McDonald’s 3 times a day for 2 weeks straight.

All of that 3x a day?

 

[WesCrook]

I used to go to the buffet and make 3 plates at once and take them to my table...and gorge through them. Plates lined up across the table.

 

[DropTopDoc]

TIL what a Crave Case is

White Castle it’s like a bunch of burgers and fries

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

Back in the day, I use to order dominoes 555 deals and 2 boxes all to myself. I use to finish a dozen of krispy kreme in one sitting lol.

Lately I have been eating unhealthy. Tomorrow we back on the gym shyt.