Confession: I'm a Black Man /w Average P**n

Illuminatos

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Don't worry about Illuminatos nikka, worry about why your momma can't keep a man. :umad:
 

Will2x

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Damn bruh are the women you be messing with really that shallow? Average is serviceable no brawd should make a fuss out of that unless you're actually small.
 

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Don't worry about Illuminatos nikka, worry about why your momma can't keep a man. :umad:

I'm not even trying to clown you, I read this shet and was like man... this dude's gonna have a hard life cause he's a fukkin herb lol.

Good luck tho breh im sure your dikk is going to get much bigger in your 20s, no homo.
 

Mindfield333

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i mean damn bruh. maybe you should administer it differently when it comes to sex... Like make sure its hella dark before you whip it out if its that noticeable. Start looking at lesbian porn too & get your eating game up.
 

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Damn bruh are the women you be messing with really that shallow? Average is serviceable no brawd should make a fuss out of that unless you're actually small.

I don't have stupid high standards, but I don't have stupid low ones either. I have had bad chicks holla at me but it's usually game over after they figure out that I can't blow their back out. The only positive is that I can't fit extra small condoms.
 

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you gotta be pretty small to get turned down at the sight of it :skip:
 
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