It's my baby
Can I claim one of your other kids on my taxes?

Baby number 9!!
These gifs are making me want to abort mission
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I'll do it...
Might as well. Only 3 can be claimed per family so I have more than enough extras just waiting to be claimed. How much of a cut will I get?

$500...in coli-cash![]()

oooo another one![]()
Of course. Once one is out of pampers then it's crucial to re-up on new baby.
I swear I'm like part mexican or something.
Hmmm.....Let me mull this over. We've got 6 months to crunch numbers and figure this out so both sides benefit from the transaction. I'll keep in touch.
